Topic: Who Wants To Date a Gay Bear?
longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 08:58 AM
Pooh bears like hunny. Gay bears like pooh bears.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:03 AM
Polar bears are carnivores. Gay bears shop the finest stores.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:09 AM
Koala bears eat eucalyptus and smell really bad. Gay bears eat wheat grass sprouts and smell really good.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:12 AM
Panda bears are black and white. Gay bears are color coordinated.

MrsKaters's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:14 AM
rofl

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:16 AM
You can find panda bears east of the andes. Gay bears refer to their underwear as "their panties".

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:19 AM
Damn- I gotta save some of this gay bear schtick for leno. He would crack up on gay bears getting a bad rap.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:24 AM
Goldilocks put the 3 bears in quite a rut. Gay bears think goldilocks is a skank two bit slut.

DTHRomeo's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:26 AM

Panda bears are black and white. Gay bears are color coordinated.


Rainbow colors like i wonder? whoa rofl

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:39 AM
<<< This bear might. I'd have to ask him....lmao

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:42 AM
Brown bears have an amazing sense of smell and in the dark very good eyes. Gay bears tivo 'Ellen', 'The View', and 'Queer eye for the straight guy'.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:51 AM
Sugar bears is a cereal. Gay bears are a fruit.

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:53 AM

Sugar bears is a cereal. Gay bears are a fruit.
rofl rofl rofl rofl

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:58 AM
They genetically mated a bull dyke and gay bear. Rosie odonell was the result. Oh what a scare!

RainbowTrout's photo
Mon 12/29/08 09:59 AM
I heard the gay bear laid his paw on the table.

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 12/29/08 10:03 AM

They genetically mated a bull dyke and gay bear. Rosie odonell was the result. Oh what a scare!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 10:04 AM
Gay bears drink good wine, top gin, and great scotch. But you gotta be careful of them eyeing and peeping your crotch.

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 12/29/08 10:12 AM

Gay bears drink good wine, top gin, and great scotch. But you gotta be careful of them eyeing and peeping your crotch.
rofl rofl rofl rofl

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 10:22 AM
Brown bears can smell a garbage dump 2 miles away. Gay bears can spot a brown belt black shoes combo at twice that, or so they say.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/29/08 10:27 AM
Holy crap! I've got almost enough stuff to do a cat in the hat defense of gay bears book. I don't think it could be in the childrens section though. "Mommy? Why do gay bears think goldilocks is a slut"? Yeah, I see lawsuit.