Topic: Who Wants To Date a Gay Bear? | |
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Pooh bears like hunny. Gay bears like pooh bears.
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Polar bears are carnivores. Gay bears shop the finest stores.
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Koala bears eat eucalyptus and smell really bad. Gay bears eat wheat grass sprouts and smell really good.
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Panda bears are black and white. Gay bears are color coordinated.
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You can find panda bears east of the andes. Gay bears refer to their underwear as "their panties".
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Damn- I gotta save some of this gay bear schtick for leno. He would crack up on gay bears getting a bad rap.
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Goldilocks put the 3 bears in quite a rut. Gay bears think goldilocks is a skank two bit slut.
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Panda bears are black and white. Gay bears are color coordinated. Rainbow colors like i wonder? |
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<<< This bear might. I'd have to ask him....lmao
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Brown bears have an amazing sense of smell and in the dark very good eyes. Gay bears tivo 'Ellen', 'The View', and 'Queer eye for the straight guy'.
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Sugar bears is a cereal. Gay bears are a fruit.
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Sugar bears is a cereal. Gay bears are a fruit. |
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They genetically mated a bull dyke and gay bear. Rosie odonell was the result. Oh what a scare!
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I heard the gay bear laid his paw on the table.
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They genetically mated a bull dyke and gay bear. Rosie odonell was the result. Oh what a scare! |
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Gay bears drink good wine, top gin, and great scotch. But you gotta be careful of them eyeing and peeping your crotch.
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Gay bears drink good wine, top gin, and great scotch. But you gotta be careful of them eyeing and peeping your crotch. |
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Brown bears can smell a garbage dump 2 miles away. Gay bears can spot a brown belt black shoes combo at twice that, or so they say.
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Holy crap! I've got almost enough stuff to do a cat in the hat defense of gay bears book. I don't think it could be in the childrens section though. "Mommy? Why do gay bears think goldilocks is a slut"? Yeah, I see lawsuit.
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