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Topic: personal ad help for women !
SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 12/28/08 07:30 AM
trying to recover???? Wow, someone who finally gets it. it was a joke.....lighten up people.. Yuppers!! Mop on aisle 3 please. We need a mop!!!

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Sun 12/28/08 07:32 AM
How To Drive Away Women: See OP.

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Sun 12/28/08 07:36 AM


SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 12/28/08 07:39 AM
You make me dizzy Miss Lizzy, the way you rock and roll!!!

GlamorousLyly Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 942	Sun 12/28/08 07:41 AM
OMG!!!! You women just don't get it. I Haven't read one good ad on here yet. Obviously you need help and are just to embarrassed to ask. Well today is your lucky day! Dry those tears and pay attention because I am going to improve those dead-end ads. The purpose is to make men desire you, want to know you, want to devote attention to you with all their money, time, money, energy, and money. 1st) Don't write "I am educated". Don't tell us, show us. Write an intellectual paragraph about yourself and we will know without you telling us. Even if you are educated I caution you on showing too much wisdom because then the 25-35 year old men that still live with their Moms might feel intimidated and not respond to your ad. 2nd) One woman writes she is AA. Try writing to create positive images to the men. AA could be bra size, alcoholics anonymous, or her brain uses a pen lite battery. Doesn't matter which scenario is correct because they are all negative. Therefore, leave it off. However, if CC or DD is accurate you might want to tell us. In fact, the ultimate way is the same as the education tip. Don't tell us, show us! 3rd) Some single Moms write using desperate adverbs and adjectives and conclude with, "take things slow and see where it goes from there". Non-sense! If he has any possibilities at all you are going to give it up on the first date anyway. You think when he reads the "take things slow" he will believe that you are saving it for someone special? I take it back, leave it in there because he will email you first knowing you are easy . Space constraint, have to go. Ladies, email me if I can be of further service. IF YOU DON'T FIND A PROFILE TO PLEASE YOU IN THE LADIES SECTION , GOT ONE MORE CHOICE : MALE SECTION

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Sun 12/28/08 07:44 AM
You make me dizzy Miss Lizzy, the way you rock and roll!!! lol, sorry, couldnt help myself....

Sassy10 Joined Wed 07/09/08 Posts: 329	Sun 12/28/08 07:44 AM
I'm outta here...You girls are more vicious than me...Very funny though!

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 12/28/08 07:52 AM
Sassy10..I'm not going to lower myself to your level, by the way, which girl did you steal that screen name from? Personally, I'm hoping he is referring to his digits and moves to Texas!!!

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Sun 12/28/08 08:17 AM
He also named names and that is against the site policy. Bad bad bad boy.... Ground him from his car.

Sassy10 Joined Wed 07/09/08 Posts: 329	Sun 12/28/08 08:18 AM
He just believes that attack is the best form of defence.....He's failing dismally, SKPCG

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 12/28/08 08:23 AM Edited by SKPCG on Sun 12/28/08 08:24 AM
He just believes that attack is the best form of defence.....He's failing dismally, SKPCG He did not take the cue to let sleeping dogs lie.

Sassy10 Joined Wed 07/09/08 Posts: 329	Sun 12/28/08 08:27 AM
Its not his car, moondark and my dog's sleeping, but still annoyed that I stole her name

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 12/28/08 08:34 AM
I just hope Lyly didn't see his cutting remark. As for your dog, therapy might be in order, as you cannot change your moniker on this site!!! Best wishes to her!!!

Sassy10 Joined Wed 07/09/08 Posts: 329	Sun 12/28/08 08:37 AM
I'm sure that Lyly can come back with a suitable retort I'm a Brit! We don't do therapy...Stiff upper lip and all that! She says thank you, but she's still bloody annoyed with me

Smilin_eyez Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 126	Sun 12/28/08 08:43 AM
Wow, someone who finally gets it. it was a joke.....lighten up people.. so now he tries to play it off like a joke.....smooth______

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 12/28/08 08:43 AM
Well, it says that BMW's profile has been deactivated...so whatever...next!

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 12/28/08 08:46 AM
Well, it says that BMW's profile has been deactivated...so whatever...next! Wow!!!

Sassy10 Joined Wed 07/09/08 Posts: 329	Sun 12/28/08 08:46 AM
Oh dear...Poor boy, what have we done? As long as you don't start on me now, Phuque It was fun while it lasted!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 12/28/08 08:50 AM
Oh dear...Poor boy, what have we done? As long as you don't start on me now, Phuque It was fun while it lasted! You haven't offended me.........yet!

Sassy10 Joined Wed 07/09/08 Posts: 329	Sun 12/28/08 08:54 AM
That's highly unusual for me... Besides which, I wouldn't dare...You have a vicious tongue which would make me disappear into the ether like our poor BMW boy Very funny though...Cracking up in London!