Topic: personal ad help for women !
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Sun 12/28/08 08:59 AM
Phuque, Sassy10 will be moving to America. He's probably getting quite the learning experience of us Texas gals!!! laugh laugh laugh Now he'll either like our speed or avoid Texas!!!!

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Sun 12/28/08 09:04 AM
I'll clearly stay well clear of you Texas girls LOL!!!!!!

Y'all look so innocent but when those fingers start typing.....

He deserved it though...Typical mama's boy...Could dish it out but couldn't take it

Pity the fun's over!

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Sun 12/28/08 09:15 AM

I'll clearly stay well clear of you Texas girls LOL!!!!!!

Y'all look so innocent but when those fingers start typing.....

He deserved it though...Typical mama's boy...Could dish it out but couldn't take it

Pity the fun's over!

I simply cannot stand bullies and folks with superiority complexes.

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Sun 12/28/08 09:19 AM
He clearly had an inferiority complex....And then couldn't hack it

PS I don't know how to do quotes!...I nearly quoted myself

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Sun 12/28/08 09:26 AM
He deactivated already? That's no fun.

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Sun 12/28/08 09:30 AM
Edited by krupa on Sun 12/28/08 09:31 AM
All right you sadists....the show is over....clear the sidewalk....

Now....Ohhhhhh...merciless Texas women....Oh man! Just the concept made me twitch...down there!!!! hehehehehehe

Looooooooove those Texas ladies....what a hard hearted, sexy, fun loving, take no crap bunch! But, they ain't for the faint of heart...that is for sure!

But, I use the same approach on all ladies...try to make em smile...while trying to protect my man parts....

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Sun 12/28/08 09:32 AM
Just call me faint hearted

Those girls are terrifying!!!!!

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Sun 12/28/08 09:35 AM
I was born and raised among the wolves Sassy. Just say... Please...Yes Ma'am...and I agree...alot! You will do fine. Oh yeah, grow eyes in the back of your head, sleep with your eyes open and invest in a stainless steel jock strap and you will do fine!

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Sun 12/28/08 09:39 AM
Awww...Krupa, Darling! Now why would you say something like that when you know from personal experience, that I am merely a delicate flower...who's only desire is to bask in your glorious sun-beam-atude...Pfffffft!

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Sun 12/28/08 09:40 AM
wow .. the OP deactivated his account. lol crazy business!!

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Sun 12/28/08 09:42 AM

wow .. the OP deactivated his account. lol crazy business!!



Yes...Sassy thinks that we Texas ladies had something to do with it... Who? Us?

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Sun 12/28/08 09:42 AM

OMG!!!! You women just don't get it. I Haven't read one good ad on here yet. Obviously you need help and are just to embarrassed to ask. Well today is your lucky day! Dry those tears and pay attention because I am going to improve those dead-end ads. The purpose is to make men desire you, want to know you, want to devote attention to you with all their money, time, money, energy, and money.

1st) Don't write "I am educated". Don't tell us, show us. Write an intellectual paragraph about yourself and we will know without you telling us. Even if you are educated I caution you on showing too much wisdom because then the 25-35 year old men that still live with their Moms might feel intimidated and not respond to your ad.

2nd) One woman writes she is AA. Try writing to create positive images to the men. AA could be bra size, alcoholics anonymous, or her brain uses a pen lite battery. Doesn't matter which scenario is correct because they are all negative. Therefore, leave it off. However, if CC or DD is accurate you might want to tell us. In fact, the ultimate way is the same as the education tip. Don't tell us, show us!

3rd) Some single Moms write using desperate adverbs and adjectives and conclude with, "take
things slow and see where it goes from there". Non-sense! If he has any possibilities at all you are going to give it up on the first date anyway. You think when he reads the "take things slow" he will believe that you are saving it for someone special? I take it back, leave it in there because he will email you first knowing you are easy . Space constraint, have to go. Ladies, email me if I can be of further service.




Actually, heat sink though it is, this is a great topic and post. Kudos. Interesting.

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Sun 12/28/08 09:45 AM


OMG!!!! You women just don't get it. I Haven't read one good ad on here yet. Obviously you need help and are just to embarrassed to ask. Well today is your lucky day! Dry those tears and pay attention because I am going to improve those dead-end ads. The purpose is to make men desire you, want to know you, want to devote attention to you with all their money, time, money, energy, and money.

1st) Don't write "I am educated". Don't tell us, show us. Write an intellectual paragraph about yourself and we will know without you telling us. Even if you are educated I caution you on showing too much wisdom because then the 25-35 year old men that still live with their Moms might feel intimidated and not respond to your ad.

2nd) One woman writes she is AA. Try writing to create positive images to the men. AA could be bra size, alcoholics anonymous, or her brain uses a pen lite battery. Doesn't matter which scenario is correct because they are all negative. Therefore, leave it off. However, if CC or DD is accurate you might want to tell us. In fact, the ultimate way is the same as the education tip. Don't tell us, show us!

3rd) Some single Moms write using desperate adverbs and adjectives and conclude with, "take
things slow and see where it goes from there". Non-sense! If he has any possibilities at all you are going to give it up on the first date anyway. You think when he reads the "take things slow" he will believe that you are saving it for someone special? I take it back, leave it in there because he will email you first knowing you are easy . Space constraint, have to go. Ladies, email me if I can be of further service.




Actually, heat sink though it is, this is a great topic and post. Kudos. Interesting.


What made this a great post?

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Sun 12/28/08 09:54 AM
Perhaps it's a great post because this thread is already at 3 pages...even though the OP has deactivated his profile?

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Sun 12/28/08 09:59 AM
I don't think that necessarily qualifies it as a great post. But, maybe that's just me.

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Sun 12/28/08 10:02 AM

I don't think that necessarily qualifies it as a great post. But, maybe that's just me.



Just a little sarcasm, Sing...

Personally, I'm waiting for Krupa to reply to something I said earlier so I can change my pic back! biggrin

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Sun 12/28/08 10:05 AM
Leave that pic up with you snuggled up to me b!#ch!....hehehehehehe...ducking and running for cover....muahahahahahahaha

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Sun 12/28/08 10:07 AM
I thought # 2 ....was a good idea......

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

oops

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Sun 12/28/08 10:07 AM

I was born and raised among the wolves Sassy. Just say... Please...Yes Ma'am...and I agree...alot! You will do fine. Oh yeah, grow eyes in the back of your head, sleep with your eyes open and invest in a stainless steel jock strap and you will do fine!


Just make sure there's access to that stainless or we'll just get out our chainsaw!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 12/28/08 10:09 AM
No problem SK...I keep an extra key under the welcome mat! Save the chainsaw for foreplay!