ppppiiiicccckkkklllleeeessssss

beanerrrrrrrrrrrrsandweinsssssssss!!!!

The newest automated telephone screening service for federal, state, local and private financial services is available at a discount.
It has two options.
Option 1 is in English.
Option 2 repeats Option 1 in several other languages.
There is only one message.
"For inquiries in English, choose option 1. To disconnect until you learn to speak English, choose option 2."

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.


After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.


She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

Nice one, Catch!!

Wait a minute...

...have you been sucking chocolate off of nuts?

dear diary......Im gonna be sooooooooooo hung over tomorrow!!!

Hung over?

What have you been up to?

Trying to keep warm with wine?

No trying to melt my brain with rum!!!

Wait WAIT WAIT!

Canadians have Christmas!? I thought they just sat around in igloos and fished on ice covered lakes everyday? jkjk

I doubt I will do xmas this year.......

Darling, that's okay. For a little while. Then the regrouping time comes. I've laid off the stuff for one month now, staying dry. I wish that things were toasty and homey and luvy for you, right now...especially during the Christmas season.

(((Gypsy)))

Its just another day ((((((((((scoundrel)))))))

You can skip Christmas, but theres always boxing day!

I started to say I wish

GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























its snowing.....****!.....