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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 11 | |
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A South American scientist after a lengthy study has
discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read internet pages and their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late..... |
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so, what are you trying to say????
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 mmmmmmmmmm stoned wheat thins with melted cheddar!!!
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im eating cheez-it (chedder jack ) flavor !
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<------ahahaaaaaaaa eric in love!!!
 
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<------ahahaaaaaaaa eric in love!!!
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. The End |
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<------ahahaaaaaaaa eric in love!!!
 
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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. The End
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<------ahahaaaaaaaa eric in love!!!
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Christmas Compassion:
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach, saying "Merry Christmas" to everyone. His arms and legs were paralyzed, but he was enjoying time at the beach, which was nearly deserted. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the paralyzed man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug for Christmas and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss for Christmas and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fukced?' The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No, and I'll just die if I don't!' She wished him a Merry Christmas and walked away, saying that the tide was coming in. |
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh flat azzzzzzzz syndrome!!! uh huh!!!
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Christmas Compassion: A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach, saying "Merry Christmas" to everyone. His arms and legs were paralyzed, but he was enjoying time at the beach, which was nearly deserted. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the paralyzed man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug for Christmas and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss for Christmas and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fukced?' The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No, and I'll just die if I don't!' She wished him a Merry Christmas and walked away, saying that the tide was coming in. 
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