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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 11
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Mon 12/22/08 10:51 AM
He won't rape you. Nor show butt crack.

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Mon 12/22/08 10:54 AM

He won't rape you. Nor show butt crack.
mobile home service repairman.

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Mon 12/22/08 10:57 AM
they keep telling me the same thing.....put heaters under there but if I have any cracks or perferations........of course I do. They all do!!!

the heater wont do anything.......fdshjfdsafkahjfdsafdsafdsadsfa IM HAVING A SH*TTY XMAS!!!frown

How about.......I take those pipes out and replace with new????

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Mon 12/22/08 10:59 AM
Yeah I hear ya purple. We take care of our own. Pretty funny when we are together when a conflict arises I look at everyone and say "Police? Or no police?" we then decide if we are going to let law enforcement take care of it or if WE will take care of it. But I say it like howie mandel would say "Deal? Or no deal?" pretty funny.

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Mon 12/22/08 11:00 AM
Umm...i just logged in, and click the Diary thread....and i see butt rape...

Isn't it a little early for that? laugh

purplecat's photo
Mon 12/22/08 11:03 AM
I think I am ripening......laugh noway

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/22/08 11:04 AM

they keep telling me the same thing.....put heaters under there but if I have any cracks or perferations........of course I do. They all do!!!

the heater wont do anything.......fdshjfdsafkahjfdsafdsafdsadsfa IM HAVING A SH*TTY XMAS!!!frown

How about.......I take those pipes out and replace with new????
...nope. Its frozen from the permafrost area where the waterpipe comes from the ground. A mobile home service repairman has these cool tools. He has this jumpstart heater thing. Its hooked to an ac welder and looks like jumper cables for your car. He puts the cables on your frozen pipes and it heats the pipes up quickly- like 10 minutes. Water restored.

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Mon 12/22/08 11:05 AM

I think I am ripening......laugh noway
puerto rican shower.....More pit stick, more perfume. good to go!!!

Ive been taking showers at work....its not waltec!!!noway

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Mon 12/22/08 11:06 AM


they keep telling me the same thing.....put heaters under there but if I have any cracks or perferations........of course I do. They all do!!!

the heater wont do anything.......fdshjfdsafkahjfdsafdsafdsadsfa IM HAVING A SH*TTY XMAS!!!frown

How about.......I take those pipes out and replace with new????
...nope. Its frozen from the permafrost area where the waterpipe comes from the ground. A mobile home service repairman has these cool tools. He has this jumpstart heater thing. Its hooked to an ac welder and looks like jumper cables for your car. He puts the cables on your frozen pipes and it heats the pipes up quickly- like 10 minutes. Water restored.
Ive phoned 10 plumbers and all are booked solid, and most say all they do is put heaters on. Should I call a restoration place instead?

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Mon 12/22/08 11:07 AM
they are all mobile.

purplecat's photo
Mon 12/22/08 11:07 AM
I have been doin the puerta rican thing noway
the laters are probebly building up I think I am getting a tan........noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

purplecat's photo
Mon 12/22/08 11:08 AM
they are working on the pump

hoping
HOPING!!!
HOPPPPINGGGGGG!!!!!

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Mon 12/22/08 11:12 AM
But you can guess his ac pipe dethawer is busy as hell right now. If you find a guy with one bribe him with cookies. I'm serious. He's only gonna charge you 75 bucks for 10 minutes of his time. Getting him to your house when he's been thawing pipes for the last 150 hours without sleep is another thing! Tip him handsomely and give him a quart of whiskey. Remember- at the moment, he's your savior. He's in the book and on the net.

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Mon 12/22/08 11:12 AM
ok, someone is going to call me back. I told the secretary that unless they have a full crew and can do it all I dont even want to see them.

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Mon 12/22/08 11:12 AM
<---learning to be a big B*TCH!!!pitchfork

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Mon 12/22/08 11:13 AM

But you can guess his ac pipe dethawer is busy as hell right now. If you find a guy with one bribe him with cookies. I'm serious. He's only gonna charge you 75 bucks for 10 minutes of his time. Getting him to your house when he's been thawing pipes for the last 150 hours without sleep is another thing! Tip him handsomely and give him a quart of whiskey. Remember- at the moment, he's your savior. He's in the book and on the net.
I have no cookies.....and no whiskey. I need some booze.......and lots of it!!!noway drinker

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Mon 12/22/08 11:13 AM
i got hot water again !:banana: :banana: :banana:
shower time ...:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Mon 12/22/08 11:14 AM
hey purple......I used to hang in all the real biker bars. They taught me how to play pool with the stick backwards!!! Some guy named Sasquatch!!! Boy he was fuggly!!!! But he had a heart of gold.

laugh noway drinker smokin

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Mon 12/22/08 11:15 AM

i got hot water again !:banana: :banana: :banana:
shower time ...:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Use soap chevy!!! Oh and shampoo!!!:tongue:

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Mon 12/22/08 11:16 AM
ya they usually are pretty sweet inside happy

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