gnite!!!

dear diary.......maybe Im drunk idk.......but watching some of the people on here......hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......arent they in love every other week with someone else?????


and I thought I was missing out on "Entertainment tonight"

The word of the day is OBSERVATION!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 22 AND THE NUMBER G!!

whoa!!! I have INTERNET HAIR!!!

dEAR DIARY.........SAY RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS 10 TIMES REALLY FAST!!!

<------POINTING AT WATCH!!!!!



PURPPPPPPPPPPPPPLE???????????

iM IN YOUTUBE HELL!!!

but you look good !

gag me with a rusty spatula.

I got a boob job!!!!!

Fork you!!!

No thanks. I need to cut down on my iron intake.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh this drink was reaaaaaaaaaally strong!!!! I think I mixed it 3/4 and a 1/4 geeeeeeeeeeez!!!


Dear diary........forgive me for not wanting to think!~~~ I like the brain melt!!!!

Redneck pick up lines...

1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.... the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

i like number 11

Im hungry

I've been going through Emails for 2hrs
I have 97 left & I didn't look at any videos