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| Topic: Getting Old Is Not For Sissies... | |
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Name one pro & one con about the aging process...?
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pro you won't have to give your tax money to corp america anymore to bail them out
con you can't keep b!tching about it |
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Name one pro & one con about the aging process...?  I have become much more confident as I have gotten older.
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You may fall and not be able to get back up but hopefully some HOT male nurse/aide will come to your rescue!!! I know I will be one perv of an old lady!!( you can just claim dementia and not get in trouble for sexual harrassment!!)
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You may fall and not be able to get back up but hopefully some HOT male nurse/aide will come to your rescue!!! I know I will be one perv of an old lady!!( you can just claim dementia and not get in trouble for sexual harrassment!!) 
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Con: Saggy boobies...
Pro: The tops of my shoes are always shined! 
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I can name several:
1975 - Long hair. 2008 - Longing for hair. 1975 - KEG 2008 - EKG 1975 - Acid rock 2008 - Acid Reflux 1975 - Moving to California because it's cool. 2008 - Moving to Arizona because it's warm. 1975 - Seeds and stems 2008 - Roughage 1975 - Hoping for a BMW 2008 - Hoping for a BM 1975 - Going to a new, hip joint 2008 - Receiving a new hip joint 1975 - Being called into the principal's office 2008 - Calling the principal's office 1975 - Screw the system! 2008 - Upgrade the system! 1975 - Disco 2008 - ShopKo 1975 - Passing the driver's test 2008 - Passing the vision test 1975 - Whatever 2008 - Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will put things into perspective: The people who will be starting college this fall were born in 1989. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up after liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw-off and plastic. The CD was the first form of entertainment media they've ever known. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem if you try to expain to them what a "party line" was. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on The Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been prepared in the microwave. They've never taken a swim and thought about Jaws. They have no idea what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from. They've never heard, "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "Boss! De plane! De plane!" They do not care who shot J.R., and they have no idea who J.R even is. McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue as to how to use a typewriter. |
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I can name several: 1975 - Long hair. 2008 - Longing for hair. 1975 - KEG 2008 - EKG 1975 - Acid rock 2008 - Acid Reflux 1975 - Moving to California because it's cool. 2008 - Moving to Arizona because it's warm. 1975 - Seeds and stems 2008 - Roughage 1975 - Hoping for a BMW 2008 - Hoping for a BM 1975 - Going to a new, hip joint 2008 - Receiving a new hip joint 1975 - Being called into the principal's office 2008 - Calling the principal's office 1975 - Screw the system! 2008 - Upgrade the system! 1975 - Disco 2008 - ShopKo 1975 - Passing the driver's test 2008 - Passing the vision test 1975 - Whatever 2008 - Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will put things into perspective: The people who will be starting college this fall were born in 1989. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up after liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw-off and plastic. The CD was the first form of entertainment media they've ever known. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem if you try to expain to them what a "party line" was. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on The Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been prepared in the microwave. They've never taken a swim and thought about Jaws. They have no idea what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from. They've never heard, "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "Boss! De plane! De plane!" They do not care who shot J.R., and they have no idea who J.R even is. McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue as to how to use a typewriter.
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what was the question??????
 
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so true !
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I can name several: 1975 - Long hair. 2008 - Longing for hair. 1975 - KEG 2008 - EKG 1975 - Acid rock 2008 - Acid Reflux 1975 - Moving to California because it's cool. 2008 - Moving to Arizona because it's warm. 1975 - Seeds and stems 2008 - Roughage 1975 - Hoping for a BMW 2008 - Hoping for a BM 1975 - Going to a new, hip joint 2008 - Receiving a new hip joint 1975 - Being called into the principal's office 2008 - Calling the principal's office 1975 - Screw the system! 2008 - Upgrade the system! 1975 - Disco 2008 - ShopKo 1975 - Passing the driver's test 2008 - Passing the vision test 1975 - Whatever 2008 - Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will put things into perspective: The people who will be starting college this fall were born in 1989. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up after liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw-off and plastic. The CD was the first form of entertainment media they've ever known. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem if you try to expain to them what a "party line" was. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on The Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been prepared in the microwave. They've never taken a swim and thought about Jaws. They have no idea what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from. They've never heard, "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "Boss! De plane! De plane!" They do not care who shot J.R., and they have no idea who J.R even is. McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue as to how to use a typewriter. Gee! I am that old, I remember it all. I remember penny candy, 5 cent sodas, 25 cent a gallon gas, 15 cent burgers, 10 cent stores, see the older generation has a lot of cents....
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You don't have to show an ID to get into a bar.
When you get in there all the woman are half your age. |
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anybody see where I put my keys???
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Pro - the sex has gotten much better
Con- grey hair and wrinkles |
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Con: My memory sux...
Pro: My memory sux... |
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PRO: almost every situation that comes up I have faced before
CON: I can't remember what I did about it |
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Pro: I have the right to ***** when I feel like it.
Con: I forgot what I was *****ing about.... |
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