Subject: 11 Life Rules

RULE 1
Life is not fair - get used to it.

RULE 2
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3
You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

RULE 4
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. She/He doesn't have tenure.

RULE 5
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

RULE 6
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 7
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the
parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

RULE 8
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9
Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get
summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

RULE 10
Television is NOT real life! In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

*BILL GATES*

Rock on...


I adored that.

12. DONT THROW SHOES AT ANYBODY............

13. Post a photo if you're going to post in the forums!

Words of wisdom to live by!

14. find something and run with it.......... even if useless it still occupies space

Now THIS, I can get on board with!

ok just keep the line moving

#15 Always be sure that the wipes on the back of the toilet are wet wipes and not bleach wipes

#16 Always unload your luggage out of the back of your pick up truck before you drive through the car wash.

#17 Always be sure you don't throw away your lunch and drive your bathroom trash to work instead.

#18 While at the gas station and a woman approaches your truck and sticks her breasts in the window...don't touch em! She may just be trying to hand you your beer you left on top of the cab.

#19 When cooking chili don't be afraid to wear your reading glasses so you don't use cinnamon instead of chili powder.

#20 If a bird sh!ts on you go ahead and get indoors so another bird don't fly by and sh!t on you 20 seconds later.

#21 If your having an erotic dream, make sure your dog is not sleeping next to you.

#22 Speaking of dreams, if you dream you are in the woods peeing, more than likely you just pissed yourself.

Life's biggest disappointment as an adult is no more summers off.

Awwww good ones and so true.

Very good. Makes you think

17. mistakes are lessons in disguise

Rule #24 its not about how much money you make... Its about how much money she thinks you make. :)

25. Life really doesn't OWE YOU ANYTHING, it is what you make it.