Topic: "IN YOUR FACE" - part 2 | |
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Me to rider......much more then drivel...
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I have been very much helped by those questions. They are actually helping me to heal and get stronger. So, while apparently without meaning, there is a method to the madness. Have Faith.
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Well then that is a good thing. And I am glad ange
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Hell no! You take a lame assed thread and take people by the throat and force them to love it...wait a minute..that only worked with Bay Watch, 90210 and Ellen Degeneres.
Speaking of lame...might as well have Woody impress the audience by doing his latest stunt... Jumping over a campfire but...once again, he had a hard time with the instructions... |
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THE KRUPA HAS RETURNED
IT'S BEEN A COMMERCIAL FREE ZONE |
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what zaniness does krupa have in store for us i wonder?
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Only the
krupa knows |
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Hell no! You take a lame assed thread and take people by the throat and force them to love it...wait a minute..that only worked with Bay Watch, 90210 and Ellen Degeneres. Speaking of lame...might as well have Woody impress the audience by doing his latest stunt... Jumping over a campfire but...once again, he had a hard time with the instructions... |
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the krupa.... i like it
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Good morning In your Facers!!
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HOWDY THEIR PEOPLE.......HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING GOOD.
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(((momma Deb)))
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job. ' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all His work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES |
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job. ' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all His work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES |
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Hey kids! Just got home from work on this warm and sunny day. Hope all is groovy with you cats and dolls. Wonder what is on tap for tonights holiday special?
Here is a sneak peek.... We send Feral out to raise money for the Needy... Woody reports on the latest happenings in sports... Entity sits down for a heart to heart with the ladies... Holly shows proper kissing techniques... ...and yours truly gives some pointers for easy home repair.. All this and more tonight on IN YOUR FACE!...don't miss it! |
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sounds like a good special edition episode
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pulls out a folding chair......and cracks a beer!!!!
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i know there's other news in sports, but i couldn't get past today's tennis match....speaking of "love"..........
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