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| Topic: "IN YOUR FACE" - part 2 | |
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Woody who is this lady.....I am such an instigator
<--------runs and hides. |
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Mrs.Clause?
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Hey everyone! 
{{{{ Woody }}}} 
 Hey Ali!
Hey Holly |
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Woody who is this lady.....I am such an instigator <--------runs and hides. |
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So what's the topic tonight??
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Next question...if you woke up tommorrow in a different body....what race would you be? Oh, that's easy... The Kentucky Derby......  
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
on
Thu 12/18/08 01:45 AM
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DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? AND IF SO WHAT AND NAMES? My only-est, best-est friend in the whole world... Koko..... named after Koko Taylor, the blues singer ... OK... ya'll gotta suffer me this just one time on here... (she's my baby...) 
"I have him so trained to scratch my chin..." 
OK, so when she wants a doggie biscuit, she can't be denied.... 
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Thu 12/18/08 02:04 AM
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And that's it from "TelephoneMan's Animal Kingdom"...
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what's your favorite book? The King James Bible... |
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Next question....Hang out with your least favorite ex for an hour...or get tazered? Bring on the taser, dude.... ... and while you are at it, throw in the forehead water torture kit, and a couple bundles of fingernail bamboo... ... of course we are talking about the ex-wife.... 
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<<shifts his eyes from left to right... glances over each shoulder for a moment... notices he is the only one in the room right now...>>
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Thu 12/18/08 02:20 AM
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And the next topic for tonight....
DO CRICKETS HAVE A LITTLE MARKET WHERE THEY BUY THOSE FUNNY LITTLE >>chirp--chirp<< SOUND DEVICES? AND.... IS IT THE SAME STORE WHERE FROGS GET THEIR CROAKERS? AND.... ARE THERE POST-PUBESCENT TEENAGERS WORKING AT THE PLACE WHERE THEY HAVE THEM INSTALLED, SORT OF LIKE GOING TO A CAR STEREO INSTALLATION PLACE? AND.... WHO TRAINS THE FROGS AND CRICKETS TO CHIRP AND CROAK ONLY AT NIGHT? |
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>>chirp--chirp<<
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>>neeeeeee--deep<<
>>ribit<< >>neeeeeee--deep<< |
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Looks like its about time for the station to go off the air for the night... so I figured I'd do Woody and Feral the honors of playing the Star Spangled Banner....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qciWEufZ2xA (click me, click me...) "Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?" Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
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too funny!!!
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Morning In your facers!!!
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Morning In your facers!!!
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(((Woody!)))
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