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Topic: All i wanted was a poop
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 05:53 PM
Im at work, there are just two of us left in the building here. Anyways, i just finished a poop inducing dinner, and nature was calling. There are 4 cubicles in the mens toilets on this floor. How many of these toilets would you expect to NOT have a turd floating in them?

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 12/12/08 05:55 PM


7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Fri 12/12/08 05:56 PM
uhhhhh...... flamingo?

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 12/12/08 05:57 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 12/12/08 05:57 PM
Where is Phil when you need him to start a poop thread?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 05:58 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness! Im glad i could assist. But really you should thank the 4 guys that failed to flush their poops properly..

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Fri 12/12/08 05:59 PM
4! the answer is 4!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:00 PM
4! the answer is 4! WOW! you can read!

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Fri 12/12/08 06:01 PM
obviously the economic crunch has forced mingle to lay off its thread producers and now we're reduced to talking about shyt...

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Fri 12/12/08 06:01 PM
4! the answer is 4! WOW! you can read! hey, that hurt my feelings.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 12/12/08 06:02 PM
This doesnt surprize me!!! My son leaves a present for me everytime he visits!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:04 PM
obviously the economic crunch has forced mingle to lay off its thread producers and now we're reduced to talking about shyt... You were welcome not to post in here if you are above poop!

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Fri 12/12/08 06:04 PM
Ahhhhhh...british humor...tea time yet??? Every thread of yours reminds me of Benny Hill episodes

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:05 PM
4! the answer is 4! WOW! you can read! hey, that hurt my feelings. Because you are an ugly retard! hahahaha

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 12/12/08 06:05 PM
I saw on Oprah once that if your poo comes out 'S' shaped, it means you're perfectly healthy...& if Oprah said it, you know it's gotta be true!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Fri 12/12/08 06:06 PM
where is phil? this is so up his alley.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:07 PM
Ahhhhhh...british humor...tea time yet??? Every thread of yours reminds me of Benny Hill episodes Its a true story, all 4 cubicles had floaters in! This floor is mainly occupied by Company Directors and other higher up people, barely a soul will earn less than 70k(in your dollars). But then i guess money has no correlation to poop flushing skills.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 12/12/08 06:08 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness! Let me begin by stating that I had a very large lunch. Currently, I am on the verge of a very large bowel movement. Let's talk poop.

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Fri 12/12/08 06:09 PM
Well at least you now know all the guys at work aren't full of sh*t

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Fri 12/12/08 06:09 PM
4! the answer is 4! WOW! you can read! hey, that hurt my feelings. Because you are an ugly retard! hahahaha amazing. what a d1ck.