decides to join woody for a cup of friend coffee beans. fried coffee beans is a new invention in Jurrasic Mingleasaurus land

oont oont greet greet

Definition of a mushroom: fed a bunch of bullchit and kept in the dark.

just call me "Oont" the caveman

thought u were cousin it to me? lol

itt has two T's.....

lol....

ok

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So do we actually have a topic today or is this all

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Uhg!! Woody like friend coffee beans!!! Him like fried, too!!

I was wondering the same thing...... I go back to see what deb said it was....or deb should come in and straighten it out!!!

I think it is bash the x.....

Today's topic is..."Men and why they don't think like women."......maybe!


Maybe not!!!

Bash the ex huh?

I'm not too good at bashing, but I'll give it a try....

You suck! You kicked your 5 babies ages, 9, 8, 5, 4, and 2 y/o, out @ 9 pm and loaded up a Uhaul, while we were living in Springfield MO, and NOW You expect them to want to have something to do with you? They remember, you turd!

You also MADE your youngest get on a tractor, start it up, and sit on it for 20 mins 2 weeks after he witnessed his brother's tractor accident. (Your way of doing "theropy" you said) You weren't there at the accident, BUT You can keep telling him and me, He seen Nothing! You suck! Your parenting skills suck! You don't discipline your children by making them clean **** out of a barn, in Dec, in WI, that's been sitting there for 4 yrs. Just because they got into trouble at school. That's just abuse!

Oh, and YOU are the one who cheated on me. Don't make me feel guilty about YOUR mistakes!!

Ok, I'm not sure this is how to bash but I gave it my best shot!

Oh well thats easy....because men think with a different head.....

Here it is......repost topic of dicsussion....



Men and why they don't think like women........."In Your Face"





ladies the truth and why you shouldn't want to change them.


These are few things from just my observation....so of course

audience participation is required if you don't think true

or

whatever.




We lie.

But it's not as bad as it sounds. Generally, we do it to make you feel good or avoid trouble. Were you really looking for the truth when you asked: "Does this make my butt look big?" We think your butt looks great. Everything you try on looks "great." Let's leave it at that.


We're insecure --

just like you. This seems obvious, but since men tend not to open up about their feelings, it may be hard to actually recognize. We want to feel wanted and needed. Throw us an occasional compliment, ask us to help you do something manly or laugh at our dumb jokes. Pointing out our imperfections is painful for us, too, so take it easy when addressing our growing beer belly, receding hairline or bedroom prowess.


Your body is sexy.

Fitness is sexy. You don't have to be built like a ballerina to turn us on, but the fact that you take care of yourself is important. Plus, we love seeing you in your sexy little workout clothes and we're hoping that when you get home from the gym you'll suggest we "hit the showers" together.


The eyes have it.

We think you're sexy, remember? Sometimes our eyes wander, but that doesn't mean we're planning on straying. It's unnatural for a man to ignore a beautiful woman -- it's science. So, if you catch your man ogling another beauty, don't point out all her imperfections and call her a "skank." Jealousy is not pretty.


Acceptable actions for you to take:

Punch him in the arm, make a smartass comment about her outfit, say "You wish," start ogling a handsome man in the area, suggest a threesome (then add "you wish") or anything else that's shows you're confident and can laugh off a faux pas as trivial as our naturally wandering eyes.


We're always ready for sex --

always. That's pretty much it on that one. So, feel free to initiate whenever you're feeling randy. And remember ladies this is the way they show they care....so don't think it's makes them a hopeless pig. It's primortal in them to find conquer and have sex.



Subtle is lost on us.

This is one that always seems to baffle women I know. "I flipped my hair, smiled and touched my neck, how could he not know I'm interested?" Because he doesn't get subtle clues, as a matter of fact, subtle is all but lost on the male species. So if you want to know if he likes you.....Get in his face and say DO YOU LIKE ME!!!!!Blunt and honest is the key.

I'm not sure why this is,

but if you want something, you may just have to ask directly. Is it as fun as dropping hints about what you want for your anniversary and being surprised when you don't get it? Maybe not, but it will eliminate a great deal of miscommunication. SAME RULE APPLIES AS ABOVE....WANT IT ASK DAMMIT.

Cookies, cakes and the kitchen.

When you cook for us, it's the sexiest thing ever. We love food and we love women, so a woman who can feed us pretty much covers all the bases. Watching you cook is better foreplay than pretty much anything, unless you're cooking wearing only an apron, then it is the best foreplay -- ever.


You don't really want to know what we're thinking.

Men's minds, like their eyes, tend to wander. You ask, "What are you thinking?" And you get a blank stare. It's not because we're not thinking anything, but because we know you don't care about the finger points of a 3-4 defense, who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate (ninja, in case you're wondering), or how many hot dogs we think we could eat in 20 minutes. So, when we reply, "How beautiful you are…" Just accept it.

Directions?

We don't need no stinkin' directions! We don't ask for directions because we like to solve problems, it makes us feel accomplished. Half the fun of going somewhere is the trip, so getting lost and finding our way back is a big part of the fun of going to your coworker's birthday party. We're explorers by nature; let us have our great expedition -- even if it makes us late. You can blame us for being late -- we don't mind.

Stop asking,

"Where is this going?" We don't know. We know where we hope this will go, but we're not going to stop and ask for directions. You have a right to ask this at some point as the relationship develops, but we're trying to enjoy the trip, not rush to the destination. Asking will just make us feel pressured, so just skip this question all together and enjoy the ride.

We really just want to make you happy,

that's all. More often than not, we'll do the right thing, but take it easy on us when we act like the cavemen we are, at least we're trying.








AND JUST ONE LAST THOUGHT MORE FOR THE MEN......AND MEANT TOTALLY JOKING.....WOMEN COULD LIVE ON THIS PLANET WITHOUT YOU....BUT NOT THE CASE FOR YOU.....SO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE AND PONDER SO "IN YOUR FACE"

Genericly speaking, men are the gatherers, the providers, hunters. Always in search of something. When they find it they are happy, maybe even content. Yet always want more or better. We tend to take risks more often.

Women also want what's best, but are more easy to be content with what they have, secure you could say. IMO, they do not like the risks in life and tend to stay "secure".

We also crave a companion in life. Few of us are content on being alone, but I for one am not one of those guys. We like to have our ego stroked and made to feel good. Whereas women have learned to not rely on men as much as in the past. This is a good thing, as when 2 become 1, we both tend to need the other. Which is why we find it hard to exit a relationship.

Again, this is just my humble opinion.

Damn Debbie...where have I been that I missed this thread...

can i be the guest on your show that has 4 kids and has no clue who the baby daddy is?????

Why would you "want" to change them? They wouldn't be men if we tried to change them, right?

I wouldn't change a thing about them....

Wait...Yes I would and I said it already...the directions...sometimes you just need to "show them where they need to be in the heat of the moment".

"Ummm.....THAT'S NOT IT!!!!"

oh now that hurts!!!! Remember? we were drunk, you were hot, i got hot....the rest is history!!!