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((((((((krupa)))))))))) hi my cohort in this thread...
The commericials are the best....OMG I re-read to...what a total riot this thread is....... I am putting together the show for today...... |
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Men and why they don't think like women........."In Your Face"
ladies the truth and why you shouldn't want to change them. These are few things from just my observation....so of course audience participation is required if you don't think true or whatever. We lie. But it's not as bad as it sounds. Generally, we do it to make you feel good or avoid trouble. Were you really looking for the truth when you asked: "Does this make my butt look big?" We think your butt looks great. Everything you try on looks "great." Let's leave it at that. We're insecure -- just like you. This seems obvious, but since men tend not to open up about their feelings, it may be hard to actually recognize. We want to feel wanted and needed. Throw us an occasional compliment, ask us to help you do something manly or laugh at our dumb jokes. Pointing out our imperfections is painful for us, too, so take it easy when addressing our growing beer belly, receding hairline or bedroom prowess. Your body is sexy. Fitness is sexy. You don't have to be built like a ballerina to turn us on, but the fact that you take care of yourself is important. Plus, we love seeing you in your sexy little workout clothes and we're hoping that when you get home from the gym you'll suggest we "hit the showers" together. The eyes have it. We think you're sexy, remember? Sometimes our eyes wander, but that doesn't mean we're planning on straying. It's unnatural for a man to ignore a beautiful woman -- it's science. So, if you catch your man ogling another beauty, don't point out all her imperfections and call her a "skank." Jealousy is not pretty. Acceptable actions for you to take: Punch him in the arm, make a smartass comment about her outfit, say "You wish," start ogling a handsome man in the area, suggest a threesome (then add "you wish") or anything else that's shows you're confident and can laugh off a faux pas as trivial as our naturally wandering eyes. We're always ready for sex -- always. That's pretty much it on that one. So, feel free to initiate whenever you're feeling randy. And remember ladies this is the way they show they care....so don't think it's makes them a hopeless pig. It's primortal in them to find conquer and have sex. Subtle is lost on us. This is one that always seems to baffle women I know. "I flipped my hair, smiled and touched my neck, how could he not know I'm interested?" Because he doesn't get subtle clues, as a matter of fact, subtle is all but lost on the male species. So if you want to know if he likes you.....Get in his face and say DO YOU LIKE ME!!!!!Blunt and honest is the key. I'm not sure why this is, but if you want something, you may just have to ask directly. Is it as fun as dropping hints about what you want for your anniversary and being surprised when you don't get it? Maybe not, but it will eliminate a great deal of miscommunication. SAME RULE APPLIES AS ABOVE....WANT IT ASK DAMMIT. Cookies, cakes and the kitchen. When you cook for us, it's the sexiest thing ever. We love food and we love women, so a woman who can feed us pretty much covers all the bases. Watching you cook is better foreplay than pretty much anything, unless you're cooking wearing only an apron, then it is the best foreplay -- ever. You don't really want to know what we're thinking. Men's minds, like their eyes, tend to wander. You ask, "What are you thinking?" And you get a blank stare. It's not because we're not thinking anything, but because we know you don't care about the finger points of a 3-4 defense, who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate (ninja, in case you're wondering), or how many hot dogs we think we could eat in 20 minutes. So, when we reply, "How beautiful you are…" Just accept it. Directions? We don't need no stinkin' directions! We don't ask for directions because we like to solve problems, it makes us feel accomplished. Half the fun of going somewhere is the trip, so getting lost and finding our way back is a big part of the fun of going to your coworker's birthday party. We're explorers by nature; let us have our great expedition -- even if it makes us late. You can blame us for being late -- we don't mind. Stop asking, "Where is this going?" We don't know. We know where we hope this will go, but we're not going to stop and ask for directions. You have a right to ask this at some point as the relationship develops, but we're trying to enjoy the trip, not rush to the destination. Asking will just make us feel pressured, so just skip this question all together and enjoy the ride. We really just want to make you happy, that's all. More often than not, we'll do the right thing, but take it easy on us when we act like the cavemen we are, at least we're trying. |
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Men and why they don't think like women........."In Your Face" ladies the truth and why you shouldn't want to change them. These are few things from just my observation....so of course audience participation is required if you don't think true or whatever. We lie. But it's not as bad as it sounds. Generally, we do it to make you feel good or avoid trouble. Were you really looking for the truth when you asked: "Does this make my butt look big?" We think your butt looks great. Everything you try on looks "great." Let's leave it at that. We're insecure -- just like you. This seems obvious, but since men tend not to open up about their feelings, it may be hard to actually recognize. We want to feel wanted and needed. Throw us an occasional compliment, ask us to help you do something manly or laugh at our dumb jokes. Pointing out our imperfections is painful for us, too, so take it easy when addressing our growing beer belly, receding hairline or bedroom prowess. Your body is sexy. Fitness is sexy. You don't have to be built like a ballerina to turn us on, but the fact that you take care of yourself is important. Plus, we love seeing you in your sexy little workout clothes and we're hoping that when you get home from the gym you'll suggest we "hit the showers" together. The eyes have it. We think you're sexy, remember? Sometimes our eyes wander, but that doesn't mean we're planning on straying. It's unnatural for a man to ignore a beautiful woman -- it's science. So, if you catch your man ogling another beauty, don't point out all her imperfections and call her a "skank." Jealousy is not pretty. Acceptable actions for you to take: Punch him in the arm, make a smartass comment about her outfit, say "You wish," start ogling a handsome man in the area, suggest a threesome (then add "you wish") or anything else that's shows you're confident and can laugh off a faux pas as trivial as our naturally wandering eyes. We're always ready for sex -- always. That's pretty much it on that one. So, feel free to initiate whenever you're feeling randy. And remember ladies this is the way they show they care....so don't think it's makes them a hopeless pig. It's primortal in them to find conquer and have sex. Subtle is lost on us. This is one that always seems to baffle women I know. "I flipped my hair, smiled and touched my neck, how could he not know I'm interested?" Because he doesn't get subtle clues, as a matter of fact, subtle is all but lost on the male species. So if you want to know if he likes you.....Get in his face and say DO YOU LIKE ME!!!!!Blunt and honest is the key. I'm not sure why this is, but if you want something, you may just have to ask directly. Is it as fun as dropping hints about what you want for your anniversary and being surprised when you don't get it? Maybe not, but it will eliminate a great deal of miscommunication. SAME RULE APPLIES AS ABOVE....WANT IT ASK DAMMIT. Cookies, cakes and the kitchen. When you cook for us, it's the sexiest thing ever. We love food and we love women, so a woman who can feed us pretty much covers all the bases. Watching you cook is better foreplay than pretty much anything, unless you're cooking wearing only an apron, then it is the best foreplay -- ever. You don't really want to know what we're thinking. Men's minds, like their eyes, tend to wander. You ask, "What are you thinking?" And you get a blank stare. It's not because we're not thinking anything, but because we know you don't care about the finger points of a 3-4 defense, who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate (ninja, in case you're wondering), or how many hot dogs we think we could eat in 20 minutes. So, when we reply, "How beautiful you are…" Just accept it. Directions? We don't need no stinkin' directions! We don't ask for directions because we like to solve problems, it makes us feel accomplished. Half the fun of going somewhere is the trip, so getting lost and finding our way back is a big part of the fun of going to your coworker's birthday party. We're explorers by nature; let us have our great expedition -- even if it makes us late. You can blame us for being late -- we don't mind. Stop asking, "Where is this going?" We don't know. We know where we hope this will go, but we're not going to stop and ask for directions. You have a right to ask this at some point as the relationship develops, but we're trying to enjoy the trip, not rush to the destination. Asking will just make us feel pressured, so just skip this question all together and enjoy the ride. We really just want to make you happy, that's all. More often than not, we'll do the right thing, but take it easy on us when we act like the cavemen we are, at least we're trying. This is great.......  but if it is so well understood...... why all the .... pressure????? relax and enjoy.... the ride..... 
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Not from me darling....but hell I can only talk to a few women at one time...thinking of doing a convention....what do you think?
Men and why they don't think like women........."In Your Face" ladies the truth and why you shouldn't want to change them. These are few things from just my observation....so of course audience participation is required if you don't think true or whatever. We lie. But it's not as bad as it sounds. Generally, we do it to make you feel good or avoid trouble. Were you really looking for the truth when you asked: "Does this make my butt look big?" We think your butt looks great. Everything you try on looks "great." Let's leave it at that. We're insecure -- just like you. This seems obvious, but since men tend not to open up about their feelings, it may be hard to actually recognize. We want to feel wanted and needed. Throw us an occasional compliment, ask us to help you do something manly or laugh at our dumb jokes. Pointing out our imperfections is painful for us, too, so take it easy when addressing our growing beer belly, receding hairline or bedroom prowess. Your body is sexy. Fitness is sexy. You don't have to be built like a ballerina to turn us on, but the fact that you take care of yourself is important. Plus, we love seeing you in your sexy little workout clothes and we're hoping that when you get home from the gym you'll suggest we "hit the showers" together. The eyes have it. We think you're sexy, remember? Sometimes our eyes wander, but that doesn't mean we're planning on straying. It's unnatural for a man to ignore a beautiful woman -- it's science. So, if you catch your man ogling another beauty, don't point out all her imperfections and call her a "skank." Jealousy is not pretty. Acceptable actions for you to take: Punch him in the arm, make a smartass comment about her outfit, say "You wish," start ogling a handsome man in the area, suggest a threesome (then add "you wish") or anything else that's shows you're confident and can laugh off a faux pas as trivial as our naturally wandering eyes. We're always ready for sex -- always. That's pretty much it on that one. So, feel free to initiate whenever you're feeling randy. And remember ladies this is the way they show they care....so don't think it's makes them a hopeless pig. It's primortal in them to find conquer and have sex. Subtle is lost on us. This is one that always seems to baffle women I know. "I flipped my hair, smiled and touched my neck, how could he not know I'm interested?" Because he doesn't get subtle clues, as a matter of fact, subtle is all but lost on the male species. So if you want to know if he likes you.....Get in his face and say DO YOU LIKE ME!!!!!Blunt and honest is the key. I'm not sure why this is, but if you want something, you may just have to ask directly. Is it as fun as dropping hints about what you want for your anniversary and being surprised when you don't get it? Maybe not, but it will eliminate a great deal of miscommunication. SAME RULE APPLIES AS ABOVE....WANT IT ASK DAMMIT. Cookies, cakes and the kitchen. When you cook for us, it's the sexiest thing ever. We love food and we love women, so a woman who can feed us pretty much covers all the bases. Watching you cook is better foreplay than pretty much anything, unless you're cooking wearing only an apron, then it is the best foreplay -- ever. You don't really want to know what we're thinking. Men's minds, like their eyes, tend to wander. You ask, "What are you thinking?" And you get a blank stare. It's not because we're not thinking anything, but because we know you don't care about the finger points of a 3-4 defense, who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate (ninja, in case you're wondering), or how many hot dogs we think we could eat in 20 minutes. So, when we reply, "How beautiful you are…" Just accept it. Directions? We don't need no stinkin' directions! We don't ask for directions because we like to solve problems, it makes us feel accomplished. Half the fun of going somewhere is the trip, so getting lost and finding our way back is a big part of the fun of going to your coworker's birthday party. We're explorers by nature; let us have our great expedition -- even if it makes us late. You can blame us for being late -- we don't mind. Stop asking, "Where is this going?" We don't know. We know where we hope this will go, but we're not going to stop and ask for directions. You have a right to ask this at some point as the relationship develops, but we're trying to enjoy the trip, not rush to the destination. Asking will just make us feel pressured, so just skip this question all together and enjoy the ride. We really just want to make you happy, that's all. More often than not, we'll do the right thing, but take it easy on us when we act like the cavemen we are, at least we're trying. This is great....... but if it is so well understood...... why all the .... pressure????? relax and enjoy.... the ride..... |
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A funny for the people....
 It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu." Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! |
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Edited by
celtic_kitten
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Sat 12/13/08 08:29 AM
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ok Deb now that was really quite amusing... but I have to say my sweetie is guilty of a couple of those things like asking the where are we headed type questions
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((((((((((lisa))))))))
(((((((((Dee)))))))) Yea I scaare myself how well I know men.....lol I can't even imagine all the men who are going to drop their mouths open at this one... But hey add to it....tell me what you do and don't understand about the opposite sex.. Let's see if We can take It "IN YOUR FACE" |
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seriously I have known guys who are the total opposite of some of those statements though
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We really just want to make you happy, that's all. More often than not, we'll do the right thing, but take it easy on us when we act like the cavemen we are, at least we're trying. I can identify with the caveman thing.... ... men have a primal instinct I don't think women will ever understand.... they can write books about it, put it on Oprah and Dr. Phil.... but they just ain't gonna get it until they are born a man... Oont is horny, and goes out to seek a way to satisfy his primal urge..  Oont finds possible solution for primal urge and heads back to the cave...  Later, Oont stops off at the local dinoburger place to provide for primal urge  In the afternoon, Oont discovers the wheel...  ...its fairly easy to see he doesn't have time to stop off for directions..... |
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GOOOOOD MOOORNING IN YOUR FACE!!!! Woodman here and saying, OMG Oh what a night!!!! Fun, flirts, and some drama!!! How could it get any better?(Oh wait! I know how!!!
 ) I am pleased to say that this happens to be The fastet moving thread I have ever witnessed and it is all thanks to you, our "viewers"! And of course, the ad man, Krupa, who seems to always come up with inventive ways to amuse us! AND....Who could ever discount Momma Deb??? What a great lady!!! So sit back, relax, take part, and enjoy the show today. Let's have fun today and leave some of that drama at home!!! Deb....I need a chat wit chu!!!!! |
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seriously I have known guys who are the total opposite of some of those statements though Now that is interesting....can you elaborate Ms. Lisa... |
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seriously I have known guys who are the total opposite of some of those statements though Now that is interesting....can you elaborate Ms. Lisa... I can but don't wanna air my history on the forums  remember my ex was a putz
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Awwwww the best co-host ever. And yes I am around....so im me....
GOOOOOD MOOORNING IN YOUR FACE!!!! Woodman here and saying, OMG Oh what a night!!!! Fun, flirts, and some drama!!! How could it get any better?(Oh wait! I know how!!! ) I am pleased to say that this happens to be The fastet moving thread I have ever witnessed and it is all thanks to you, our "viewers"! And of course, the ad man, Krupa, who seems to always come up with inventive ways to amuse us! AND....Who could ever discount Momma Deb??? What a great lady!!! So sit back, relax, take part, and enjoy the show today. Let's have fun today and leave some of that drama at home!!! Deb....I need a chat wit chu!!!!! |
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Well this is your lucky day Lisa cuz it's also
BASH YOU EX'S IT'S OK THERE NOT HERE seriously I have known guys who are the total opposite of some of those statements though Now that is interesting....can you elaborate Ms. Lisa... I can but don't wanna air my history on the forums remember my ex was a putz |
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Well this is your lucky day Lisa cuz it's also BASH YOU EX'S IT'S OK THERE NOT HERE I'll still be fairly nice... he was more interested in his gaming than pretty much anything else... which means I had to beg at times and finally gave up since he would rather be at the computer with his game |
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 My ex wife so ugly I had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her
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My ex wife so ugly I had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her Your such an etrain...lol How are ya? |
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My Ex wife so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off! |
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Edited by
krupa
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Sat 12/13/08 08:59 AM
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....and now a word from one of our fine sposors....
 Now back to Debbie and "In Your Face".... |
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