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Topic: "IN YOUR FACE"
adirtygirl Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 4008	Sat 12/13/08 11:45 AM
Damn Debbie...where have I been that I missed this thread... can i be the guest on your show that has 4 kids and has no clue who the baby daddy is????? oh now that hurts!!!! Remember? we were drunk, you were hot, i got hot....the rest is history!!! wait i do remember..I got drunk, you got drunk.....You got a "Woody"..... the rest is history!!!!

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Sat 12/13/08 11:48 AM
Damn Debbie...where have I been that I missed this thread... can i be the guest on your show that has 4 kids and has no clue who the baby daddy is????? oh now that hurts!!!! Remember? we were drunk, you were hot, i got hot....the rest is history!!! wait i do remember..I got drunk, you got drunk.....You got a "Woody"..... the rest is history!!!! Problem solved!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 12/13/08 11:54 AM
oh now that hurts!!!! Remember? we were drunk, you were hot, i got hot....the rest is history!!! wait i do remember..I got drunk, you got drunk.....You got a "Woody"..... the rest is history!!!! Problem solved!! Keep telling yourself that....just remember...you can't shoot pool with a rope. Sorry bro....but, if they set them up...it is my duty to knock them down.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 12/13/08 12:02 PM
Holly is a hottie for sure Jim. I say we settle this like gentlemen and play a game of quarters by bouncing them off her booty to see who gets her... Ok....but I should tell ya something.... I was the International Quarters champ 6 years in a row!!!! If you can't handle the heat...I understand....Just step away from the Holly and all will be right in the universe. hehehehehehehe International championship booty quarters is for P*ssies....I am talking inter-Galactic! Sure I only won it once but, I am willing to take my chances....

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Sat 12/13/08 12:03 PM
Why would you "want" to change them? They wouldn't be men if we tried to change them, right? I wouldn't change a thing about them.... Wait...Yes I would and I said it already...the directions...sometimes you just need to "show them where they need to be in the heat of the moment". "Ummm.....THAT'S NOT IT!!!!" Here, let me show you. Hehe!

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Sat 12/13/08 12:05 PM Edited by poniepower on Sat 12/13/08 12:06 PM
Holly is a hottie for sure Jim. I say we settle this like gentlemen and play a game of quarters by bouncing them off her booty to see who gets her... Ok....but I should tell ya something.... I was the International Quarters champ 6 years in a row!!!! If you can't handle the heat...I understand....Just step away from the Holly and all will be right in the universe. hehehehehehehe International championship booty quarters is for P*ssies....I am talking inter-Galactic! Sure I only won it once but, I am willing to take my chances.... Oh yeah, I'll take ya's both on in cowpie tossin' but not at a ladies booty

TelephoneMan Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 2297	Sat 12/13/08 12:08 PM
decides to join woody for a cup of friend coffee beans. fried coffee beans is a new invention in Jurrasic Mingleasaurus land oont oont greet greet Uhg!! Woody like friend coffee beans!!! Him like fried, too!! oont oont greet.... this stuff needs water.... ugh.... grunt

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Sat 12/13/08 12:28 PM
((((((((((Michelle))))))))) I am so going to have a show just for you....... "You Want Me Big Boy" Give me 10 reasons your worthy Damn Debbie...where have I been that I missed this thread... can i be the guest on your show that has 4 kids and has no clue who the baby daddy is????? oh now that hurts!!!! Remember? we were drunk, you were hot, i got hot....the rest is history!!! wait i do remember..I got drunk, you got drunk.....You got a "Woody"..... the rest is history!!!!

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Sat 12/13/08 12:32 PM
WTH?!?!?! Am I chopped liver???????????

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 12/13/08 12:34 PM Edited by krupa on Sat 12/13/08 12:35 PM
((((((((((Michelle))))))))) I am so going to have a show just for you....... "You Want Me Big Boy" Give me 10 reasons your worthy That won't be a problem but, what do you want me to do with the extra inch and a half?

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Sat 12/13/08 12:39 PM
OK.. the rejection is too much ..im out....

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 12/13/08 01:03 PM
Why would you "want" to change them? They wouldn't be men if we tried to change them, right? I wouldn't change a thing about them.... Wait...Yes I would and I said it already...the directions...sometimes you just need to "show them where they need to be in the heat of the moment". "Ummm.....THAT'S NOT IT!!!!" Here, let me show you. Hehe! I'm thinking ..... this would definitely be..... "In Your Face"

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Sat 12/13/08 01:16 PM
WTH?!?!?! Am I chopped liver??????????? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OMG I just gigglesnorted..... No you not chopped liver your my sister silly and if you look at shows your going to know which one I want you for.......hahahhaha

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Sat 12/13/08 01:17 PM
Krupa wake up your dreaming......cmon honey wake up....... ((((((((((Michelle))))))))) I am so going to have a show just for you....... "You Want Me Big Boy" Give me 10 reasons your worthy That won't be a problem but, what do you want me to do with the extra inch and a half?

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Sat 12/13/08 01:51 PM


poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Sat 12/13/08 02:03 PM
Why would you "want" to change them? They wouldn't be men if we tried to change them, right? I wouldn't change a thing about them.... Wait...Yes I would and I said it already...the directions...sometimes you just need to "show them where they need to be in the heat of the moment". "Ummm.....THAT'S NOT IT!!!!" Here, let me show you. Hehe! I'm thinking ..... this would definitely be..... "In Your Face"

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Sat 12/13/08 02:21 PM
So what is the topic of tonight?

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 12/13/08 02:23 PM
So what is the topic of tonight? Pie!!!!!!!

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Sat 12/13/08 02:25 PM
Apple pie? Blueberry pie? Cherry pie?

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Sat 12/13/08 02:46 PM
Holly is a hottie for sure Jim. I say we settle this like gentlemen and play a game of quarters by bouncing them off her booty to see who gets her... Ok....but I should tell ya something.... I was the International Quarters champ 6 years in a row!!!! If you can't handle the heat...I understand....Just step away from the Holly and all will be right in the universe. hehehehehehehe International championship booty quarters is for P*ssies....I am talking inter-Galactic! Sure I only won it once but, I am willing to take my chances.... So now I know how those aliens found me!!!Thanks alot!! Although....it was a nice trip, but those damn herpes sucked!!! And I can take the heat, too, Pal!! "eh, holly?