This guy goes in to see a Doctor, the doctor asks what the reason for his visit the man says in
a low grunting voice, my penis is to large and it strains my voice and my wife can't handle it
during sex, the doctor tells him that surgery can be done to reduce the size but it will be very costly, the guy says ok
so the doctor set an appointment for him to have the surgery, the surgery is is complete with no,complications
the guy comes back after 6 weeks and says to the doctor, thanks everything is fine my voice is good and my wife loves it
and the doctor says in a low grunting tone, yeah my wife loves it to.

OMG that's horrible! Still funny, though.

Remember, you only trust the man with the STAR!