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So a buddy of mine and I were in a bar and my buddy is just an average looking guy--even kinda nerdy looking--but has confidence up the *ss.
Anyhow, A smoking hot (a near perfect 10) woman is in the bar---somone that I thought only a greek god would stand a chance at talking to this woman--proceeds to walk past us. My buddy looks over his shoulder at the woman and says, "You smell like ****," to which she says "Excuse me"--to my buddy follow up with, "you heard me, you smell like ****" lets just say what I thought would turn into a public mess of cursing and possible fighting--landed these 2 talking and laughing all night--HOW DOES THAT LINE WORK--i would of god punched in the face with that remark! |
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ummmmm
"how much for a table dance?" it worked |
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"Do you like strawberries"
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Hey foxy lady...gimme a kiss!!
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I've said things to guys not intending to be a pick up line but somehow it worked that way...
Apparently telling a guy they smell good gets them all excited!!! 
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Is this a good price for yams?
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Can I stick my cell phone in your thong and call it?
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Back in my drinking days (this will give you an indication as to how long ago this was), I was at a nightclub one night, and it just so happened that a psycho ex-girlfriend was there. I saw her as she was walking over towards me (I was thinking, "Ohhhh, sh!t, I do NOT need this tonight!"). Strangely enough, she didn't attempt to start and crap with me, but I still didn't want to have anything to do with her, and I looked desperately around me for a way out of my situation. As she's flappin' her yap at me, and I'm responding with the appropriate, "Yeah, uh-huh, yep," etc., I happened to notice a former girlfriend of an old friend of mine. I had been interested in this girl for a long time, but never made a move because of my friend. Now that they had been broken up for quite a long time, all bets were off. I called her over, made the proper introductions, and just on a whim said to the girl I had called over, "So, do you wanna get outta here and go f*ck?" (I said this right in front of my psycho ex!). She kinda stammered a little bit, as I took her quite by surprise, and managed to stammer out, "Uh, well, um, sure!", and I proceeded to lead her out the door, leaving my ex's jaw hanging on the floor!
 
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Back in my drinking days (this will give you an indication as to how long ago this was), I was at a nightclub one night, and it just so happened that a psycho ex-girlfriend was there. I saw her as she was walking over towards me (I was thinking, "Ohhhh, sh!t, I do NOT need this tonight!"). Strangely enough, she didn't attempt to start and crap with me, but I still didn't want to have anything to do with her, and I looked desperately around me for a way out of my situation. As she's flappin' her yap at me, and I'm responding with the appropriate, "Yeah, uh-huh, yep," etc., I happened to notice a former girlfriend of an old friend of mine. I had been interested in this girl for a long time, but never made a move because of my friend. Now that they had been broken up for quite a long time, all bets were off. I called her over, made the proper introductions, and just on a whim said to the girl I had called over, "So, do you wanna get outta here and go f*ck?" (I said this right in front of my psycho ex!). She kinda stammered a little bit, as I took her quite by surprise, and managed to stammer out, "Uh, well, um, sure!", and I proceeded to lead her out the door, leaving my ex's jaw hanging on the floor! I love it
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I've said things to guys not intending to be a pick up line but somehow it worked that way... Apparently telling a guy they smell good gets them all excited!!! most guys get hard when the wind blows. it's too easy to pick up a horny guy. |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 12/08/08 12:36 PM
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So a buddy of mine and I were in a bar and my buddy is just an average looking guy--even kinda nerdy looking--but has confidence up the *ss. Anyhow, A smoking hot (a near perfect 10) woman is in the bar---somone that I thought only a greek god would stand a chance at talking to this woman--proceeds to walk past us. My buddy looks over his shoulder at the woman and says, "You smell like ****," to which she says "Excuse me"--to my buddy follow up with, "you heard me, you smell like ****" lets just say what I thought would turn into a public mess of cursing and possible fighting--landed these 2 talking and laughing all night--HOW DOES THAT LINE WORK--i would of god punched in the face with that remark! I was wasted one night in a dance club, standing with my back against the bar, watching a band play and people dancing, basically in my own little world after 6 beers...2 girls stand next to me, 2 bombshells buying a drink......me being a little loose on my reflexes and hand/eye coordination ...pour a whole can of cold Corona down her pants as whe was turning, she looks at me and I'm ready to get slapped, but she just looks and stares and her eyes are popping out and her mouth frozen in a scream position. I start wiping her a$$ down with a napkin while she is standing in this position, doesn't know she should scream about the beer or me wiping her a$$ and thighs...later on I bought her a drink as we stood against a fan that was blowing air into the place to dry her dress, later she admit she was ready to punch me in the face but the way I acted by wiping her down she was just taken by surprise twice after each other...she didn't know what to say or do. How's that for a pickup line? |
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I've said things to guys not intending to be a pick up line but somehow it worked that way... Apparently telling a guy they smell good gets them all excited!!! most guys get hard when the wind blows. it's too easy to pick up a horny guy. therapygrl is quite attractive and would have no trouble at all picking up on a guy.... ....however, as what darkowl sail.. ITS TRUE
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it's pretty windy here today, let me go outside and give the neighborhood a treat
I've said things to guys not intending to be a pick up line but somehow it worked that way... Apparently telling a guy they smell good gets them all excited!!! most guys get hard when the wind blows. it's too easy to pick up a horny guy. |
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So a buddy of mine and I were in a bar and my buddy is just an average looking guy--even kinda nerdy looking--but has confidence up the *ss. Anyhow, A smoking hot (a near perfect 10) woman is in the bar---somone that I thought only a greek god would stand a chance at talking to this woman--proceeds to walk past us. My buddy looks over his shoulder at the woman and says, "You smell like ****," to which she says "Excuse me"--to my buddy follow up with, "you heard me, you smell like ****" lets just say what I thought would turn into a public mess of cursing and possible fighting--landed these 2 talking and laughing all night--HOW DOES THAT LINE WORK--i would of god punched in the face with that remark! I was wasted one night in a dance club, standing with my back against the bar, watching a band play and people dancing, basically in my own little world after 6 beers...2 girls stand next to me, 2 bombshells buying a drink......me being a little loose on my reflexes and hand/eye coordination ...pour a whole can of cold Corona down her pants as whe was turning, she looks at me and I'm ready to get slapped, but she just looks and stares and her eyes are popping out and her mouth frozen in a scream position. I start wiping her a$$ down with a napkin while she is standing in this position, doesn't know she should scream about the beer or me wiping her a$$ and thighs...later on I bought her a drink as we stood against a fan that was blowing air into the place to dry her dress, later she admit she was ready to punch me in the face but the way I acted by wiping her down she was just taken by surprise twice after each other...she didn't know what to say or do. How's that for a pickup line? Ive actually done something similiar to that..and it didnt end so well. lol....always seems i remember my bad pickup lines that backfired vs the ones that actually worked. |
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I guess I'm surrounded by horny men then
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"I had a b!tch ass attorney and that jury was prejudicial. Im really a great guy."
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I guess I'm surrounded by horny men then |
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To a girl at a party: I wanted to hit on you in (first year college) math class.
her: You should have, I would have f*cked you. (We were both unattached) The rest as they say . . . is history . . . fun, but not a keeper. Bry |
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In my teens my cousin told me a line that made me laugh and so the next time i was in the 3.2 bar drinking and having a great time, a song came on that i really wanted to dance to, had nothing to do with the girl i was asking to dance, i just wanted to dance, well she looked at me and appearantly judged me tightly enough to determine if i was marriage material or not and gave a snotty "no" so with the liquid courage and a tipsy smile, i threw it out there... "Don't be picky, I wasn't" what do you know, we were dancing!
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Mon 12/08/08 12:48 PM
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"Don't be picky, I wasn't" Ouch!
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