Topic: Things you can't do that you should be able to do.
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Wed 12/10/08 03:02 PM



can't find anyone normal


Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless....

And the search goes on...for ABNORMAL.


Well, there's good abnormal and bad abnormal.

Arsonist = bad abnormal.

I'd provide an example of good abnormal, but I'm not sure they exist in the real world.


BertDCaveman's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:02 PM
I can't figure out women slaphead

mariposakc's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:44 PM




can't find anyone normal


Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless....

And the search goes on...for ABNORMAL.


Well, there's good abnormal and bad abnormal.

Arsonist = bad abnormal.

I'd provide an example of good abnormal, but I'm not sure they exist in the real world.

Good Abnormal:
Laying naked on the dining room table with sushi place stragetically over your body, while waiting for your "sole" mate to come home.



mariposakc's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:45 PM
Edited by mariposakc on Wed 12/10/08 04:34 PM
oops

Delsoldamien's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:50 PM
At the moment, find a date..but usually?? Can't see clearly things close to my face!!

Jill298's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:51 PM

I can't figure out women slaphead
yea well I can't figure out men slaphead

Peachiepoohie's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:54 PM
well i can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...

eileena9's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:54 PM
Resign my job so I can move out to Idaho.

The thought of not having a decent income in case of something bad happening, scares me. This job got me thru my divorce and help me take care of my girls, so it is a big step, resigning.

mariposakc's photo
Wed 12/10/08 04:39 PM
How to hang curtains, pictures, put up a ceiling fan, and redo my bathroom. Wish I had been a handy man in one of my previous lives.

tngxl65's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:02 PM

How to hang curtains, pictures, put up a ceiling fan, and redo my bathroom. Wish I had been a handy man in one of my previous lives.


Are you doing these things with or without the mask? :tongue:

eunice49508's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:07 PM
I can't hurt anyone; can't kill an animal; can do most anything else I set my mind to!

challengingmind's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:15 PM
can't read a map

can't follow north,south,east and west without a dang compass.

can't drive a stick shift

mariposakc's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:29 PM


How to hang curtains, pictures, put up a ceiling fan, and redo my bathroom. Wish I had been a handy man in one of my previous lives.


Are you doing these things with or without the mask? :tongue:


Great idea...I am running to put it on now.
winking

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Wed 12/10/08 05:34 PM
I can't shred like Malmsteen. I swear the guy sold his soul to Mozart noway

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:38 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 12/10/08 05:39 PM
I cant play the flute..

well...

not a real one.

I play mean skin flute though...



Not that anyone cares, but im just sayin.

Man, I cant go 5 minutes without a perverted remark.laugh

Pete026's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:39 PM

I cant play the flute..

well...

not a real one.

I play mean skin flute though...



Not that anyone cares, but im just sayin.

Man, I cant go 5 minutes without a perverted remark.laugh


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: drinks

photofreek's photo
Wed 12/10/08 05:40 PM
noway noway noway noway noway noway noway noway



Thanks for laugh


as always you make me LMAO

I cant play the flute..

well not a real one...

I play mean skin flute though...



Not that anyone cares, but im just sayin.

Man, I cant go 5 minutes without a perverted remark.laugh

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Tue 12/16/08 10:05 AM
BOMB IRAQE WITH SHOES................

Adrenaline's photo
Tue 12/16/08 10:25 AM
I can't blow air out my nose when underwater. I have to plug it like an idiot or the ocean will rush up my nose and make me puke.

I can't leave well enough alone if I think I can improve something.

There's a girl here at work that I can't stand and I can't pass by her cubicle without making nasty faces and obscene gestures at her back.

I can't do things half assed, it's whole ass or nothing.


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Tue 12/16/08 10:26 AM
beat the shizz out of child abusers/molesters