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can't find anyone normal Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless.... And the search goes on...for ABNORMAL. Well, there's good abnormal and bad abnormal. Arsonist = bad abnormal. I'd provide an example of good abnormal, but I'm not sure they exist in the real world. |
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I can't figure out women
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can't find anyone normal Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless.... And the search goes on...for ABNORMAL. Well, there's good abnormal and bad abnormal. Arsonist = bad abnormal. I'd provide an example of good abnormal, but I'm not sure they exist in the real world. Good Abnormal: Laying naked on the dining room table with sushi place stragetically over your body, while waiting for your "sole" mate to come home. |
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Edited by
mariposakc
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Wed 12/10/08 04:34 PM
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oops
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At the moment, find a date..but usually?? Can't see clearly things close to my face!!
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I can't figure out women |
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well i can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
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Resign my job so I can move out to Idaho.
The thought of not having a decent income in case of something bad happening, scares me. This job got me thru my divorce and help me take care of my girls, so it is a big step, resigning. |
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How to hang curtains, pictures, put up a ceiling fan, and redo my bathroom. Wish I had been a handy man in one of my previous lives.
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How to hang curtains, pictures, put up a ceiling fan, and redo my bathroom. Wish I had been a handy man in one of my previous lives. Are you doing these things with or without the mask? |
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I can't hurt anyone; can't kill an animal; can do most anything else I set my mind to!
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can't read a map
can't follow north,south,east and west without a dang compass. can't drive a stick shift |
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How to hang curtains, pictures, put up a ceiling fan, and redo my bathroom. Wish I had been a handy man in one of my previous lives. Are you doing these things with or without the mask? Great idea...I am running to put it on now. |
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I can't shred like Malmsteen. I swear the guy sold his soul to Mozart
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 12/10/08 05:39 PM
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I cant play the flute..
well... not a real one. I play mean skin flute though... Not that anyone cares, but im just sayin. Man, I cant go 5 minutes without a perverted remark. |
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I cant play the flute.. well... not a real one. I play mean skin flute though... Not that anyone cares, but im just sayin. Man, I cant go 5 minutes without a perverted remark. |
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Thanks for laugh as always you make me LMAO I cant play the flute.. well not a real one... I play mean skin flute though... Not that anyone cares, but im just sayin. Man, I cant go 5 minutes without a perverted remark. |
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BOMB IRAQE WITH SHOES................
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I can't blow air out my nose when underwater. I have to plug it like an idiot or the ocean will rush up my nose and make me puke.
I can't leave well enough alone if I think I can improve something. There's a girl here at work that I can't stand and I can't pass by her cubicle without making nasty faces and obscene gestures at her back. I can't do things half assed, it's whole ass or nothing. |
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beat the shizz out of child abusers/molesters
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