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Topic: Things you can't do that you should be able to do.
LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 12/05/08 10:15 AM
I can't tie shoelaces and I can't play the drums. And don't even talk about cooking.

catwoman96 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 5848	Fri 12/05/08 10:25 AM
i cant shoot a gun

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 12/05/08 10:37 AM
Phuque I'm left-handed & for some reason, no one can teach me how to use a paring knife to peel an apple. Don't they make gadgets that do that for you now? Sure...I can use a vegetable peeler...but...but...I always wanted to peel it all in one long thingy...

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Fri 12/05/08 10:55 AM
I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT............

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 12/05/08 10:56 AM
I can't eat peeps or candy corn

ChrisAC Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 179	Fri 12/05/08 01:54 PM
I can't ask this cute girl out because she scares me. I've never had this problem before.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 12/05/08 01:56 PM
Dance. Play? Fine. Sing? No problem. Dance? Not a chance in hell.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Fri 12/05/08 01:58 PM
Can't drive yet[yeah, what's the big deal!] and I can't speak in public when you speak in public, just picture your audience naked....... works every time

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 12/05/08 02:05 PM
Write in cursive... at least legibly.

HawaiiMusikMan Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 3548	Fri 12/05/08 02:12 PM
when you speak in public, just picture your audience naked....... works every time I can't do that; I'd be too distracted picturing the hotties unclothed

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 12/05/08 02:15 PM
I can't piss up a rope. I can't tell how many times I've been told to do this.

mariposakc Joined Sun 11/16/08 Posts: 9614	Wed 12/10/08 04:15 AM
I can't piss up a rope. I can't tell how many times I've been told to do this. I can't do the butterfly stroke, play an instrument, nor sing on tune. But I have had my practice singing off tune to men, "You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle" Ween 1996

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 12/10/08 04:30 AM
I can't sleep.

WWRange Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 1538	Wed 12/10/08 04:54 AM
I can't dance to save my soul. And dang it I can't find my car keys....now where in the heck did I put those things,,,,,,,

Krimsa Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 9960	Wed 12/10/08 04:59 AM
I can't sleep. Ya, I have that problem also. I refuse meds for it though.

usernamefayou Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 1195	Wed 12/10/08 05:18 AM
can't snap my fingers can't find anyone normal can't go near dogs without getting bit

mariposakc Joined Sun 11/16/08 Posts: 9614	Wed 12/10/08 05:28 AM
can't find anyone normal Hey!!! I'm PRETTY normal.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 12/10/08 06:38 AM
can't find anyone normal Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless....

usernamefayou Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 1195	Wed 12/10/08 06:48 AM
can't find anyone normal Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless.... heh heh heh that's why i stopped going to church now i'm thinking about going back

mariposakc Joined Sun 11/16/08 Posts: 9614	Wed 12/10/08 02:59 PM
can't find anyone normal Can't find anyone who ISN'T so "normal" they bore me senseless.... And the search goes on...for ABNORMAL.