Sure everyone here claims to be upfront and honest about their true selves.....I say enough!!!!! I need some BS to keep me grounded in reality.

I want you people to lie through your teeth to me...impress us.

I will kick this one off.....

So, after my stint as a Nasa test pilot, I pioneered the science of tanning oil application for the Hawaiian Tropic tanning team. When I am not hanging out with Hugh Hefner, I like hiking and camping out. I LOVE chick flicks, but, what I really like to do on the weekend and holidays is to visit with relatives from the other side of the family.

and no....those jeans don't make your *ss look big.

I beat the hell out of Chuck Norris last night.

It was a duel to the death...and i finished him off with my spinning double elbow finger nail stab.

Now THAT is impressive!

that was you

i seen that out the window

awsome man

I voted for Obama

All the Playboy Playmates learned how to model by watching me- I taught them everything they know and after i retire from being an international model trainer I plan to settle down with Hugh Hefner- Hes just waiting for me to finish working so he can kick out Holly, Kendra and Bridget.

in Bill Clintons voice,
I never had sexual relations with that woman

BWAHAHAHAHAHahhahahhahja....oh hell! I just spit beer all over my monitor....thanx!

I enjoy carressing your HUGELY muscled body, K...& I'm not jealous at all of your hair & nails!

I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...

I think it's sexy when ya burb the alphabet, the gaseous fumes that come from out of you actually smell like flowers in a meadow on a warm summer day, and... I just adore your mother!

krupa, i want to have tour behbehs

...in Hillary's voice..."Yes, you did you b#stard!"

So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh?

I wzas once a very respected sewer inspector for the arizona desert dwellers. You could say that I really new my crap! While inspecting a sewer one day, I happened to find,in the bottom of the tank,the body of Jimmy Hoffa!!

My kind of woman

I'm a retired Crash-test Dummy and am now work as a part-time store-front mannequin.

I'm Angelina Jolie's stunt-double & when I'm not at work I enjoy watching football & playing fps games. I believe in open relationships & love to let my man watch when I'm with my girlfriend.

Ooooohhhhh...ummmmmm....beginning to think this thread may not have been the greatest Idea....

And Phuque....I only need my one huge muscle...Oh wait! I am supposed to be lying here...I AM hugely muscled...."BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" This is where lightning tears off my clothes....

Hey whats wrong with fps games?