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My first six novels were best sellers.
Collectors in California are still trying to find my lost poetic works. Physics mass/aerodynamics equations that I did are incorporated into a new line of anti-ballistic missiles. A CSI team tried to recruit me for independent counsel on an as-yet unannounced serial crime spree that they are following. The downtown displays of polar bear, yak, eagle, caribou, seal, walrus, and samples of my award-winning taxidermy business, in Alaska. And I'm not after a woman's body; just her brains and heart. Obesity is just another art form. |
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Wow this topic is just like my entire profile.
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I do fear mayonnaise, and I really do think elvis is still alive, he works at the allsups and looks down my shirt everytime I buy lotto. LOL
 
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MUTUAL MATCH REALLY WORKS!!!
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MUTUAL MATCH REALLY WORKS!!! So does my invention of wax paper toilet paper.... |
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MUTUAL MATCH REALLY WORKS!!! So does my invention of wax paper toilet paper.... 
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MUTUAL MATCH REALLY WORKS!!! So does my invention of wax paper toilet paper.... Oh geez...wax paper always makes me remember being a kid and shining up the sliding board so it would be faster. Your image just ruins that completely...eewwwwwww....gross! |
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I beat the hell out of Chuck Norris last night. It was a duel to the death...and i finished him off with my spinning double elbow finger nail stab.  chuck norris rocks!!
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MUTUAL MATCH REALLY WORKS!!! So does my invention of wax paper toilet paper.... Oh geez...wax paper always makes me remember being a kid and shining up the sliding board so it would be faster. Your image just ruins that completely...eewwwwwww....gross! We gotta go green kids...recycled wax toilet paper is the first step. Don't worry though...it comes with a squeegie! |
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MUTUAL MATCH REALLY WORKS!!! So does my invention of wax paper toilet paper.... Oh geez...wax paper always makes me remember being a kid and shining up the sliding board so it would be faster. Your image just ruins that completely...eewwwwwww....gross! We gotta go green kids...recycled wax toilet paper is the first step. Don't worry though...it comes with a squeegie!
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My first six novels were best sellers. Collectors in California are still trying to find my lost poetic works. Physics mass/aerodynamics equations that I did are incorporated into a new line of anti-ballistic missiles. A CSI team tried to recruit me for independent counsel on an as-yet unannounced serial crime spree that they are following. The downtown displays of polar bear, yak, eagle, caribou, seal, walrus, and samples of my award-winning taxidermy business, in Alaska. And I'm not after a woman's body; just her brains and heart. Obesity is just another art form. I also have some great property i could sell to you---It's in Brooklyn and as a bridge it's a prime piece of Real Estate! 
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Victoria's Secret just called me - again - begging me to take the top lingerie modeling job. They even upped the salary offer - again.
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I can't lie to you Krupa!
 And thank you for NOT eating all the "funny" brownies! 
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I voted for obama too.
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im going to get a haircut and shave
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Oh yeah baby, just like that, yessss,, right there, oh yeahhhhhh.....oh baby, don't stop, yeah, yeahhhhhh, yeahhhhh..... oh my friggin God, yesssssssss!
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I was a call girl when I was younger,I've had 6/husband's and working on my seven one.I go to wild parties every night.I've a twin sister that does all this and blames me.LOL.
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I screwed Inghntr today.
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im a virgin
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It wasn't me who farted during yoga class!
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