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I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...  So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! 
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I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$... So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! You rock my socks beh beh. |
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When I am unhappy I like to sit down at the beach, and sip on a very dry martini. Then after I just lay down and watch the sunset. Then at about 11 pm after the stars have been out I get in my car, and put down the top and just drive slowly until I get home letting the cool air blow against my face.
Then the world is magically perfect. |
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Checks in the mail, I love you and I won't c_m in your mouth.
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I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$... So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! holly this is a truth thread dear and you know i taught you well and after the other night i learned you were one he11 of a good learner uh huh baby 
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I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$... So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! 
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I got laid today
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I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$... So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! hey wheres the 20 bucks fork it over |
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It's okay baby, ya know size does not matter.
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I love you for your mind. Yes I would die to go see Yani in consert!
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Checks in the mail, I love you and I won't c_m in your mouth. HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahha...oh THAT is good! (Breathe krupa...breathe)..hehehehehehehe |
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Follow up to that was -Me and the warden - are now best friends- we went all "thelma and louise"-through town stealing luxury cars and having our way with some poor joe who was just pumping gas at the corner Citgo station....He gave us free slushies.....(slurp!)
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Sure I'll stop what I am doing and get you another beer, I live to fetch you beer!
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I'm laughing so hard at this thread that I can't think of any good BS...
(OH WAIT! I screwed that up! Let me try again...) What I MEANT to say is: This is the most dull and boring thread I've ever read and I believe 100% of what is being posted. |
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I'm laughing so hard at this thread that I can't think of any good BS... (OH WAIT! I screwed that up! Let me try again...) What I MEANT to say is: This is the most dull and boring thread I've ever read and I believe 100% of what is being posted. you should it all true |
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You are the best!
I don't want anything for our anniversary.. Who needs foreplay.... |
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NO! I DID NOT!!!
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I would love to have your mother come live with us!
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Nope, sir! I had no drinks to drink at drik,...dri..um.....over at.....Um....Whatdya' want?
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This is the first time I ever did anything like this before
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