100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Lie to me.... | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
...and back to the lies....
I am shy and self-concious about my lil weenie. I love it when the Jehovah's witness's come knocking while I have been drinking. I think your best friend is really cool when he is drunk...and please...I would love for you rearrange my house while I am at work...that would be cool! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I sell men's thongs in a store I opened up in downtown Manhattan- Men come in in the droves to buy 'em....Woody is my best cutomer! He bought one last night and then went to a club down here and partied all night long wearing his thong on the outside of his clothes!  Hun -they were all too small but you insisted! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I sell men's thongs in a store I opened up in downtown Manhattan- Men come in in the droves to buy 'em....Woody is my best cutomer! He bought one last night and then went to a club down here and partied all night long wearing his thong on the outside of his clothes! Hun -they were all too small but you insisted! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hun -they were all too small but you insisted! I am all about the butt floss myself...put me down for 1/2 a dozen Holly but, I will need some with sequins or tassles! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I love it when you yell at me like I didn't hear you the first time really, and I just love it when you look at me like I'm nuts, yes I do, just makes me feel all, warm and, fuzzy inside
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I always smell great,
My cooking is always deliscious, Yes, this is my haircolor, and no -no one is "bigger" than you stud... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Has anyone told the OP that he doesnt have girlie hair yet?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Not yet! But, we can always break out our man dancing pix!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
No! Really! I'd love to go shopping for shoes and feminine products with you!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Not yet! But, we can always break out our man dancing pix! And that definately wouldnt be slightly gay! lol |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sure everyone here claims to be upfront and honest about their true selves.....I say enough!!!!! I need some BS to keep me grounded in reality. I want you people to lie through your teeth to me...impress us. I will kick this one off..... So, after my stint as a Nasa test pilot, I pioneered the science of tanning oil application for the Hawaiian Tropic tanning team. When I am not hanging out with Hugh Hefner, I like hiking and camping out. I LOVE chick flicks, but, what I really like to do on the weekend and holidays is to visit with relatives from the other side of the family. and no....those jeans don't make your *ss look big. You're obviously intelligent. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
...I love it when the Jehovah's witness's come knocking while I have been drinking... Well maybe if you've been drinking...funny as H#$%! That wouldn't be a lie! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
No I dont mind if you wear that ring your cousin gave you and was trying to ask if you would marry him. I love that you treat him like hes more important then I.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tomorrow -I will be filling in for one of the Rockettes at Radio -City for the Christmas Show-
but tonite I have to send off my boyfriend -who is an Elvis impersonator whom I met in Vegas. He also single- handedly ran Obama's campaign from one of those little wedding chapels- And -no it was not Krupa! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
krupa
on
Sun 11/23/08 07:12 PM
|
|
Naw Rishi! It DOESN'T look like you got that baby bundled up like a carne' guisada burrito!
Just playin dude so DON'T eat the baby! Damn it Holly! That WAS me!!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Rishiku
on
Sun 11/23/08 07:14 PM
|
|
Naw Rishi! It DOESN'T look like you got that baby bundled up like a carne' guisada burrito! Just playin dude so DON'T eat the baby! Damn it Holly! That WAS me!!!!!! Wait now are you not telling me to eat the baby cause you are saying dont? And of course everything that comes from texas isnt a steer or a queer  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I have a first date with someone that I met online, I bet she is hotter than her pics. She said she 'wants' me. Said I was the coolist 'nice guy' she ever met online.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I have a first date with someone that I met online, I bet she is hotter than her pics. She said she 'wants' me. Said I was the coolist 'nice guy' she ever met online. Now that is just f*ckin funny! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
And decent guy that I am, I really can't tell you what she showed me on the web cam, but I might post it on ..............
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...  Or a reasonable facsimilie thereof. So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! |
|
|
|
|
