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I have a 7 inch tongue and i can breath through my ears
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
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 Some of the worst I've heard yet. How did I know you all were so cheesy?....
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. OMG, that is fantastic! Thank U for the laugh 
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The one I have is the worse ever, short and simple..but I can't demonstrate it here. I'll try to explain it though: Go to the hardware store, and buy a box of 1/4" screws...take one out of the box...present it to someone saying "wanta screw?"
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. OMG, that is fantastic! Thank U for the laugh I hope you are not planning to use it though?...
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The one I have is the worse ever, short and simple..but I can't demonstrate it here. I'll try to explain it though: Go to the hardware store, and buy a box of 1/4" screws...take one out of the box...present it to someone saying "wanta screw?" Ever get any takers? |
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Darlin'...your feet must be really tired...'cause you have been running through my dreams every night...
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Hi.......wanna F$#&?
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. OMG, that is fantastic! Thank U for the laugh I hope you are not planning to use it though?... Who in their right mind would use that line! Thats like saying she is a single bagger instead of a double bagger 
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Hi.......wanna F$#&? Dude. This about worst pickup lines. Thats a classic. Works everytime 
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I have a 7 inch tongue and i can breath through my ears I can understand why that would work! 
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Hi.......wanna F$#&? This one is very effective for us girls!!! LOL never met a man that could say no!!!! 
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Edited by
burgundybry
on
Sat 11/22/08 01:00 PM
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Hi.......wanna F$#&? (...and after the face slap), you say, "I suppose a blow job is out of the question?" |
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Hi.......wanna F$#&? (...and after the face slap), you say, "I suppose a blow job is out of the question?" That would take a very brave or very drunk man!!! LOL Toooooooo funny! |
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THOSE ARE NICE JEANS, YOU THINK I COULD TALK YOU OUTTA THEM
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IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD A NICE BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME??
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Well sorry.....I wasn't meaning to be redundant. I'm sure there is room for 2 topics with the same content. At least it's not a nice guy thread.  OMFG!!!! The next time I go to the bar I am TOTALLY gonna use that one!!! LMFAO |
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Would you kiss me, I want to make the girl over there jealous.
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The one I have is the worse ever, short and simple..but I can't demonstrate it here. I'll try to explain it though: Go to the hardware store, and buy a box of 1/4" screws...take one out of the box...present it to someone saying "wanta screw?" Ever get any takers? I never tried it, I don't use pickup lines lol. |
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