who's your daddy

You know, Paratroopers like to jump in from above

Nice legs,what time do they open!

So... Introduce me to your friend.

good one

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happpy thanksgiving now bl*w me

Well aren't you just precious....lol

worst one I have come across was "by the way... I've been tested, and I'm clean" like so now you except me to do you in the parking lot or something

sorry its just one of them holidays

Hey beautiful when you came in I though you were ugly but now that I'm drunk I would like it if you came home with me.

Is your name summer? Cuz youre hot...it actually worked haha

Did I drop a dime, right in front of you? Well, let me turn around and bend down to get it.

This can also be used with tying your shoe, or bending down to get anything really.

Word.

Awwwwwwww, it worked!!! Good for you!

It's the man who's bending? I'm confused.
I thought it was all about cleavage with the whole bending over deal. Is it moobs we are supposed to be looking at?

(I know your young body prolly' doesn't have moobs, not meaning to offend you there!)

heres some bad ones lol

1. if i could rearrange the alphebet id put u and i together.

2. are your feet tired cause youve been running through my mind all day.

3. if i told you you had a great body would you hold it against me.

4. heaven called there missing an angel.

5. girl/boy you must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you.

theres next few ones ive used for fun dont know if i made em up but i think i did never heard anyone use em before me

1. can you give me a bandaid, i scraped my knee when i fell for you.

2. when god created life he must have spent a little more time on you.

3. you put the zing in zinger.

Heres some more cheesy general pick up lines.

1. do you have a map, im lost in your eyes.

2. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

3. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

4. (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

5. Excuse me, but I think u dropped something. MY JAW,

6. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

7. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

8. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

9. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

i could have added hundreds more but i have homework to do hit me up if ya wanan comment on my comment lol

"You remind me of my mother"

My best friend received that line in a club

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long