When I first got married,
The sex was 2 or 3 times a day.
After 5 years
She had cut me down to 2 or 3 times
a month.
One night, when she wouldnt
give it up, feigning a headache.
I got mad and stomped out of the house,
and headed for the bar.
Thinking the whole way that I was getting
more before I met her.

After closing time, and leaving the bar alone
I walked home. On the way, I got an idea.
Walking in the house I saw the wife
sleeping on the couch,
on her back with her mouth wide open.

I walked past her to the kitchen
and got 2 aspirins from the bottle
on top of the refrigerator.
I walked back to where the wife lay sleeping
and dropped the aspirin into her open mouth

My wife immeadiatly woke up and
spitting the aspirin across the room,
asked what was that?
"2 aspirin," I said.
"what for," declared my wife, "I dont
have a headache," Where upon I said,
"good let's ****."


I forget where I heard this joke, but it is too real!!!

LMAO FANTA

LOL

laughing hard in this thread. haha

You made me think of that seahawk!!

Good gal I have to try that one LMAO

Fanta funny

Thats pretty funny Fanta! I heard of that before!

OH YA THNKS BRO GET ME IN MORE ****!!! LMAO

oh fanta... that was cute... but where did this whole headache thing
really start... do/did women really say this to get out of sex? I never
have... i just roll over and start mumbling about what a jerk the guy
is... if he doesnt understand then i just pinch his nut sack... that
seems to work for me.... LOL

It was a comic's cassette, sanna....
In the 80's, I think it was on the same tape as Mr. T gone
gay!!!....LMAO

You make headache sound good Tameka........

fanta

thats why i dont get the whole headache excuse... my trick works well..

Hi buttons......Bye Butons.......

I never get headaches when its time to have sex either! LOL

I wished I still had that tape..You should hear the one about Mr. T gone
gay.........Another day, perhaps...
G-Nite,,North America..

good night fanta... sleep well... take an aspirin for your headache...

glad I don't know Boob.

I'd be screwed withou tbeing screwed. LOL!

off the the masturbation thread...

Bob!

omg, it starts.

sure that's what you meant, geez with the slips already!