pinching the old nut sack aye???// tameka
lmaorotf

Another IM I got a little while ago:

Him: Do you have long nails?

Me: I think I have some roofing nails. Will those do?

Him: Those aren't long enough.

Me: Looks like you're SOOL, then.

Him: You're a *****.

Me: Because I have short nails?

Him: I have a nail fetish.

The end.

you didn't go for that????? (o_0)

LMAO really, sheila.... thats how bigpappa got me, huh hon????? LOL just
kidding... i hate jerks with stupid pick up lines....

lol.,.....lmao,,,,,,,,,,rotflmfao

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!

wonder if he knows what a true and rare thing a fetish is, LOL!

fingernails?

Now, if a guy has long curly ookie nails... omg EEEWWW

Do you have the IM open all the time to just anyone?

thisis why I only use mine (messengers)for freinds, LOL!
ever since a guy wanted to make me a tweenky. still wanna gag of that
one...

"sure that's what you meant, geez with the slips already!"

lolol

oh, gonna pick on me first thing, huh?

yeah, I know. It was worth the shot.
hey you

Of course I have it open to anyone who wants to IM...where else can you
get entertainment like that for free!

I'm actually thinking of writing a book called "Fun With Nigerian
Scammers."

well...

I had my fill of it a long time ago, lol.

entertainment? oh, uck, sheila! lmao

I'll take a scary book, or movie over that.

or, I get to listen to teenagers... amounts to the same mentality

LOL...latest IM I got...

Him: Hey.

Me: Hey.

Him: Hey.

Me: Hi.

Him: So what are you up to?

Me: About 5'8.

Him: Ha ha.

Pause.

Him: I'm 23, 6'1, Black hair, green eyes. You wanna see me on web cam?

Me: Not especially.

Him: Why not?

Me: You're too young for me.

Him: Too young for what?

Me: For anything.

Him: Even just to chat?

Me: Depends on what you want to chat about.

Him: Nothing specific.

Me: Okay, fine.

Him: (turns on webcam)

(He's cute, but still "too young.")

Him: So, you wanna see more?

Me: Nope.

Him: I could pull my shirt up a little bit.

Me: Why?

Him: So you can see more of my body.

Me: I've seen men's bodies before.

Him: Ok.

The end.

omg sounds just like kids!

yuh. I have other things to do, LMAO!

I am a freelance editor. I spend a lot of time on the computer. When I
am waiting for work to come in, I have to be near the computer. So, it's
either mess around on here, which I do a lot, do research, which I do a
lot...and/or have fun with the kiddos and/or Nigerian scammers in the
process ....which I do occasionally. Not like I interact with them as
"friends." LOL.

Well, obviously gets you laughing...

When I'm writing, or taking a break from it.. then, I get to hear about
all the kid talk from my daughter, lol.

funny how most are the same quesions and seeking... make you really
wonder how many guys do this (and women), and how they could possibly
think that would work?

I have fun messin' with them sometimes. I mean, come on! Do they really
think I wanna see their ...well, you know.

truth?

I think they absolutely do!

and, if given a chance... out it will come, LOL!

They will pretty much show it to anyone who wants to see it, is what I
think. I also get the impression that they have it in their minds that a
woman of my age must not have seen one in a long time, so it's "their
job" to remind me what they look like.

hehe

Sheila, those are rich! Thanks for the laugh. I had one of these from a
person who claimed to be a young female, right away telling me 'she' was
horny. Creepy.

wel, horney is okay, but just showing to any stranger?

omg, yes, creepy it is!

Ohh! I had one just the other day from a woman who said she just moved
here from Denver...now, I don't get IMs/emails from women very often so,
right off the bat, I'm suspicious.

She starts out just asking about guys in the area and stuff like that,
so I'm thinking ok..so far so good.

So out of curiosity I go to view her profile and she's this knockout
blonde with big fake boobs, right?

And so I tell her that I'm sure she'll have no trouble meeting men.

So she says...well, I love my men but I've been curious about women
lately..what about you?

The end.