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Topic: Married Life is Great
SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:42 PM
Edited by SharpShooter10 on Sat 11/08/08 12:48 PM
I am getting use to being married now. I have a cozy place in the basement where I am chained, it is next to the furnace so I can stay warm. It is ten feet in length so I can move around some.

I am fed twice a day, it is the old bread and faucet water, it is a little stale and hard but if I dip it and let it soak a bit, it is quite tasty, wish it was white bread and not wheat though.

Have met most of the new family, they were introduced through my small window from outside, I am so happy to have such a warm spot, think I will be fine this winter, I have a thin blanket and a hard pillow to spread on the floor.

My arm is healing nicely, they had to break it to get me to sign a power of attorney so my affairs could be taken care of. It hurt for a few days but I found some whisky in the corner, helped a lot.

I am told that if I play ball and act right, five more feet of chain will be added to what I have now and I can reach the fridge in the basement where the outdated food is kept, it should help me from being too emaciated,

I have to go now, I may be beat for using the computer, it was left down here by mistake and I thought I would update everyone on how great this is.

In a few short years, I may get my own email so that I can talk more, my messages are screened to make sure I don't say anything but positive stuff. so , for those that are wondering and considering getting married, things could be worse, at least I have a blanket and corner and am enjoying bread and water.

later

sharpshooter

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Sat 11/08/08 12:48 PM
TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:50 PM
((((( shadow )))))):wink:

RainbowTrout's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:50 PM
I am glad you have chosen to make the best of it. You are an inspiration to us all.:smile:

izzie's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:51 PM
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OMG!!! thats to funny!!!

its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line..
:heart:

SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:53 PM
laugh This is the "mrs"laugh

He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starvelaugh

SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:55 PM
crap, I got caught, have to go for now, she is putting on the wrist restraints and the ball gag so I will shut up

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Sat 11/08/08 12:58 PM
(((((SharpShooter)))))smooched :heart: flowerforyou
You are SO busted!!!:laughing: :laughing:

RainbowTrout's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:58 PM
I hope you made it out okay. You wouldn't want to miss your date with the iron maiden.laugh

izzie's photo
Sat 11/08/08 12:58 PM

laugh This is the "mrs"laugh

He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starvelaugh
((((((((((((BG))))))))))))

(((((((((((((sharp)))))))))))))))

you two are dorks!!!

love you!
:heart:

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Sat 11/08/08 01:05 PM
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Fade2Black's photo
Sat 11/08/08 01:06 PM

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OMG!!! thats to funny!!!

its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line..
:heart:




She'll probably never find out :tongue:

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 11/08/08 01:07 PM


laugh This is the "mrs"laugh

He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starvelaugh
((((((((((((BG))))))))))))

(((((((((((((sharp)))))))))))))))

you two are dorks!!!

love you!
:heart:





They are aren't they? But we love them dearly .. now you two go on .. be your bad selves pitchfork

txmomof2's photo
Sat 11/08/08 01:10 PM
oh tomlaugh

TelephoneMan's photo
Sat 11/08/08 01:15 PM
Many blessings to the both of you.

And happy wishes for bad_girl as she finds the bread store and gets great discounts per loaf on the manly man food stuffs.

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SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 06:14 PM
This is the "mrs". oh hell yeah I found outlaugh


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OMG!!! thats to funny!!!

its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line..
:heart:




She'll probably never find out :tongue:

Bmac2008's photo
Sat 11/08/08 06:16 PM

This is the "mrs". oh hell yeah I found outlaugh


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OMG!!! thats to funny!!!

its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line..
:heart:




She'll probably never find out :tongue:



Shooter!!!! You goofy bastard, whats up man!

SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 06:17 PM

(((((SharpShooter)))))smooched :heart: flowerforyou
You are SO busted!!!:laughing: :laughing:
((((( Stormy ))))) hey darlin, sure enjoyed our visit, maybe next time we can do the margaritas drinker

SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 06:20 PM

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OMG!!! thats to funny!!!

its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line..
:heart:

(((( Izzie )))) hey darlin, just got back to the house, my Maryland one, lol. Went to a little party with some of Merles friends and had fun, hope your doing well, I'm playing on Merles laptop right now, takes a bit of getting used to. see ya later

SharpShooter10's photo
Sat 11/08/08 06:23 PM

I hope you made it out okay. You wouldn't want to miss your date with the iron maiden.laugh
what's up Rainbow drinker

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