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Edited by
SharpShooter10
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Sat 11/08/08 12:48 PM
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I am getting use to being married now. I have a cozy place in the basement where I am chained, it is next to the furnace so I can stay warm. It is ten feet in length so I can move around some.
I am fed twice a day, it is the old bread and faucet water, it is a little stale and hard but if I dip it and let it soak a bit, it is quite tasty, wish it was white bread and not wheat though. Have met most of the new family, they were introduced through my small window from outside, I am so happy to have such a warm spot, think I will be fine this winter, I have a thin blanket and a hard pillow to spread on the floor. My arm is healing nicely, they had to break it to get me to sign a power of attorney so my affairs could be taken care of. It hurt for a few days but I found some whisky in the corner, helped a lot. I am told that if I play ball and act right, five more feet of chain will be added to what I have now and I can reach the fridge in the basement where the outdated food is kept, it should help me from being too emaciated, I have to go now, I may be beat for using the computer, it was left down here by mistake and I thought I would update everyone on how great this is. In a few short years, I may get my own email so that I can talk more, my messages are screened to make sure I don't say anything but positive stuff. so , for those that are wondering and considering getting married, things could be worse, at least I have a blanket and corner and am enjoying bread and water. later sharpshooter |
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TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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((((( shadow ))))))
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I am glad you have chosen to make the best of it. You are an inspiration to us all.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG!!! thats to funny!!! its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line.. |
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This is the "mrs"
He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starve |
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crap, I got caught, have to go for now, she is putting on the wrist restraints and the ball gag so I will shut up
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(((((SharpShooter)))))
You are SO busted!!! |
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I hope you made it out okay. You wouldn't want to miss your date with the iron maiden.
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This is the "mrs" He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starve (((((((((((((sharp))))))))))))))) you two are dorks!!! love you! |
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See....Merle knows how to treat her man
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!! thats to funny!!! its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line.. She'll probably never find out |
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This is the "mrs" He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starve (((((((((((((sharp))))))))))))))) you two are dorks!!! love you! They are aren't they? But we love them dearly .. now you two go on .. be your bad selves |
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oh tom
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Many blessings to the both of you.
And happy wishes for bad_girl as she finds the bread store and gets great discounts per loaf on the manly man food stuffs. |
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This is the "mrs". oh hell yeah I found out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!! thats to funny!!! its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line.. She'll probably never find out |
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This is the "mrs". oh hell yeah I found out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!! thats to funny!!! its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line.. She'll probably never find out Shooter!!!! You goofy bastard, whats up man! |
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(((((SharpShooter))))) You are SO busted!!! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!! thats to funny!!! its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line.. |
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I hope you made it out okay. You wouldn't want to miss your date with the iron maiden. |
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