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I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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See....Merle knows how to treat her man |
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This is the "mrs" He is lying, he gets extra bread and water at night so when I leave during the day, he won't starve (((((((((((((sharp))))))))))))))) you two are dorks!!! love you! They are aren't they? But we love them dearly .. now you two go on .. be your bad selves |
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I LOVE YOU GUYS! |
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I LOVE YOU GUYS! Give all them Northerner's a run for their money hun! SHow'em the true south! HEHEHEHE |
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Many blessings to the both of you. And happy wishes for bad_girl as she finds the bread store and gets great discounts per loaf on the manly man food stuffs. tonight I had croutons and water |
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I am getting use to being married now. I have a cozy place in the basement where I am chained, it is next to the furnace so I can stay warm. It is ten feet in length so I can move around some. I am fed twice a day, it is the old bread and faucet water, it is a little stale and hard but if I dip it and let it soak a bit, it is quite tasty, wish it was white bread and not wheat though. Have met most of the new family, they were introduced through my small window from outside, I am so happy to have such a warm spot, think I will be fine this winter, I have a thin blanket and a hard pillow to spread on the floor. My arm is healing nicely, they had to break it to get me to sign a power of attorney so my affairs could be taken care of. It hurt for a few days but I found some whisky in the corner, helped a lot. I am told that if I play ball and act right, five more feet of chain will be added to what I have now and I can reach the fridge in the basement where the outdated food is kept, it should help me from being too emaciated, I have to go now, I may be beat for using the computer, it was left down here by mistake and I thought I would update everyone on how great this is. In a few short years, I may get my own email so that I can talk more, my messages are screened to make sure I don't say anything but positive stuff. so , for those that are wondering and considering getting married, things could be worse, at least I have a blanket and corner and am enjoying bread and water. later sharpshooter |
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This is the "mrs". oh hell yeah I found out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!! thats to funny!!! its good to hear from you tom.. and dont worry we wont tell the mrs that you escaped long enough to drop us this line.. She'll probably never find out Shooter!!!! You goofy bastard, whats up man! |
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I am getting use to being married now. I have a cozy place in the basement where I am chained, it is next to the furnace so I can stay warm. It is ten feet in length so I can move around some. I am fed twice a day, it is the old bread and faucet water, it is a little stale and hard but if I dip it and let it soak a bit, it is quite tasty, wish it was white bread and not wheat though. Have met most of the new family, they were introduced through my small window from outside, I am so happy to have such a warm spot, think I will be fine this winter, I have a thin blanket and a hard pillow to spread on the floor. My arm is healing nicely, they had to break it to get me to sign a power of attorney so my affairs could be taken care of. It hurt for a few days but I found some whisky in the corner, helped a lot. I am told that if I play ball and act right, five more feet of chain will be added to what I have now and I can reach the fridge in the basement where the outdated food is kept, it should help me from being too emaciated, I have to go now, I may be beat for using the computer, it was left down here by mistake and I thought I would update everyone on how great this is. In a few short years, I may get my own email so that I can talk more, my messages are screened to make sure I don't say anything but positive stuff. so , for those that are wondering and considering getting married, things could be worse, at least I have a blanket and corner and am enjoying bread and water. later sharpshooter |
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Everyone here says I have an accent.... and I thought they all had one
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Everyone here says I have an accent.... and I thought they all had one *in her best Texas drawl* Southerners have an accent? Since when? |
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you stole this out of the anne frank diaries didn't you?
. DIDN'T YOU!!!!!! |
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I hope you made it out okay. You wouldn't want to miss your date with the iron maiden. Just got back from Walmart's. I pray that the woman who works in the computer can still hear after the night is over. they have this electronic drum set and the kids just love it. I couldn't even think when I was looking at the dvds. |
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Mr. Bad Girl, I mean, Tom!! Hehe, you are one lucky man! Food AND water, a blanket, a pillow! We other girls are going to have to take lessons from Merle now. I didn't know a man should have all those luxuries!
Now quit braggin about how good you two are doing! |
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(((((((((((((((((TOM))))))))))))))))
owwwwww you poor poor neglected man......sneaks in an takes away another foot of chain.........HA HA HA you spoiled rotten married man....for shame...... Also send a suitcase of goodies for your woman....and some more stories to keep you company down there. Throws head back |
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Thanks Debbie, I forgot to remove the chain
(((((((((((((((((TOM)))))))))))))))) owwwwww you poor poor neglected man......sneaks in an takes away another foot of chain.........HA HA HA you spoiled rotten married man....for shame...... Also send a suitcase of goodies for your woman....and some more stories to keep you company down there. Throws head back |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
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OMG, that is awesome
Tom says that is a good one |
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