Say "I'm Pagan, but thank you anyway." He couldn't scatter away fast enough.

thats just wrong!!!!!!!


















your sposed to invite them in......then start preachin' to them.....****make it obvious as you lock the door......and pull the butcher knife out of the drawer*****

Awwww I love Jehovahs Witnesses... I mean really how many other religions do you see making such an effort. I am always polite and take whatever literature they want to offer me.

Yeah, not too sure what to make of the fact that apparently I am on a one way ticket to hell though... well, so they say

Know why Italians don't like Jehovahs Witnesses.....














Italians don't like no witnesses!!

lol I do that too... sometimes they run and sometimes they converge on your house and try to convert you.

The whole JW thing puzzles me....when I was a kid, my neighbor was JW.
and according to him god chooses 100,000 to go to heaven.......
so why recruit more??? your ruining your chances.
and since the begining til now....dont ya think god has made his quota already????

I sort of agree..

I mean, I wouldn't say I love them, and I usually can't hear my doorbell when I'm upstairs, and I rarely open my door in the morning hours that they come (see, that's why it's "sort of"..lol)

but I agree that they really do believe in their religion and make an effort. In addition, most are great, fairly quiet neighbors. Most are nice co-workers. The ones I've met are just genuinely nice all around.

I'm simply not religious, and I don't care for others constantly trying to talk to me about religion, but I admire that they do try to live by their convictions... and as the Bible does give instruction to preach house to house, they are only doing what they've been instructed to do.

If I say that I'm not interested, they simply thank me for my time and move on. Maybe others have come across the more 'fanatically religious' ones, but so far I've never needed a ploy to rid of any who come to my door.


*shrug*

You know I am all for people practiceing their own religion but when you pound on my door uninvited or terrorize helpless people in nurseing home beds it gets on my last nerve. Especially when I have repeatedly seen them cast out their own family members to the street when they don't fall in lock step to the doctrine.

It depends on the neighborhood. I used to live in a "less affluent" (not that I'm rich now) part of town, and they (or Mormons) would come by once or twice a month. I moved to more upscale part of town, and I don't think they've come by my apartment door yet.

ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED

Answer the door naked & tell them you're CATHOLIC!!

when they come knockin, just say , oh hey hunnie another two are here for our gangbang.!!!

Actually, it's 144,000, but I digress.

There was a time when I was a teenager that I inadvertently figured out a quick way to get rid of them from my door. When they came around, I had just gotten done shooting a squirrel that had been raising hell out of the big maple tree in our front yard, and I was still cleaning the 12-guage when they rang the bell. Not even thinking about the fact that I still had the shotgun in my hand, I answered the door.

I didn't think anybody could run that fast....

I asked a JW about that and she said that there are 140,000 tribes and they are going to rule in heaven over paradise on earth so they need people to be in paradise. i did ask what would she do if i bumped her out of her spot and she had no answer. lol

Start singing "Happy Birthday" to them. That always works!

I showed 'em the business end of my shotgun and informed them they were trespassing. They haven't been back since

LOL, I just told the guy the truth. I get tired of it, I've told them I dunno how many times. The man next door is a preacher...lol, so I get "invited" to church every day. I think I'm going to have to do a ritual right in front of them for them to get that "I'm NOT christian, but thank you for the invitation". Its one thing to be religious, theres absolutely nothing wrong with that, its rude to harass someone to try to get them to convert.