Eh to get rid of a JW just keep a sign in your yard doesnt matter what it says as long as it pertains to what you do they see that and walk along, or you can look for them outside the house and when you see them coming hurry and shut the lights off they'll see that and not knock

Mormons too! I admire their conviction that is but in action, Hare Krishna's too. I tell them that I have read some about their religion, but no thanks.

i love that idea!

My preferred approach is 'get lost' and close the door.

I always enjoyed being rude to The Hovis's when they knocked on my door when i was younger. I dont get them anymore because i live in a block of apartments. After i had finished telling them that i think its great that there is a lot of sin in the world, and that they suck for letting babies die without getting proper medical attention, and such the like, i used to watch them out of my window. As two doors down was a very angry(and large) Jewish man, who always went nuts on them. Great fun.

Last week i was out in the yard with my dog and they pulled in they asked if she bites and i said it depends if they are trying to sell something and they said they aren't selling anything just the word. I said my dog loves the devil. They ran

watchtower

ask them in for a strong DRINK!!!!!

LOL