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 Just for men, keeps me in the game
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Edited by
hunky62
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Sat 11/08/08 10:36 AM
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD...?
 
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They say, your as old as you feel.
But I have met a few who think, act and live like their teenagers.....I am me,,I feel great, I look a bit less than I am old, and I love me for who I was and have become. But I don't wear the crack of my pants at the back of my knees nor wear a ball cap fliped sideways walking and talking,,,whassssup! Just me,,like me or hate me, I simply am.lol   
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Raking leaves and mowning on the same day, stupid, stupid, stupid. mowning while mowing? hahahaha lov it |
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how about when you see a sign in a bar that tells you the year you have to be born by to get served and you were already out of college by that date.
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how about when you see a sign in a bar that tells you the year you have to be born by to get served and you were already out of college by that date. You know I haven't been carded for years.....but the other day at the grocery some nice middle age gentleman said with a wink..."you know you have to be 21 to buy this". Made my day I'll tell ya. |
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Feel old yet?
1975 - Long hair. 2008 - Longing for hair. 1975 - KEG 2008 - EKG 1975 - Acid rock 2008 - Acid Reflux 1975 - Moving to California because it's cool. 2008 - Moving to Arizona because it's warm. 1975 - Seeds and stems 2008 - Roughage 1975 - Hoping for a BMW 2008 - Hoping for a BM 1975 - Going to a new, hip joint 2008 - Receiving a new hip joint 1975 - Being called into the principal's office 2008 - Calling the principal's office 1975 - Screw the system! 2008 - Upgrade the system! 1975 - Disco 2008 - ShopKo 1975 - Passing the driver's test 2008 - Passing the vision test 1975 - Whatever 2008 - Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will put things into perspective: The people who will be starting college this fall were born in 1989. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up after liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw-off and plastic. The CD was the first form of entertainment media they've ever known. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem if you try to expain to them what a "party line" was. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on The Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been prepared in the microwave. They've never taken a swim and thought about Jaws. They have no idea what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from. They've never heard, "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "Boss! De plane! De plane!" They do not care who shot J.R., and they have no idea who J.R even is. McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue as to how to use a typewriter. |
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Raking leaves and mowning on the same day, stupid, stupid, stupid. mowning while mowing? hahahaha lov it Please excuse the typo. Still, glad to make you laugh. |
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Edited by
heathersaysgobucks
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Sat 11/08/08 12:39 PM
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Feel old yet? They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on The Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been prepared in the microwave. They've never taken a swim and thought about Jaws. They have no idea what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from. They've never heard, "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "Boss! De plane! De plane!" They do not care who shot J.R., and they have no idea who J.R even is. McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue as to how to use a typewriter. Loved that! We still make popcorn the old fashioned way....so I guess my kids will know about that. |
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They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem...
Oh please....I get that look from older people....lmao |
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They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem...
Oh please....I get that look from older people....lmao Probably that bad ass look ya got going on there. They are skeered of ya'........ 
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They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem...
Oh please....I get that look from older people....lmao Probably that bad ass look ya got going on there. They are skeered of ya'........
HAHAHAH!!! Nahhhh....it usually happens when I try to explain BOINC to them..lmao |
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They will look at you like a monkey doing a math problem...
Oh please....I get that look from older people....lmao Probably that bad ass look ya got going on there. They are skeered of ya'........
HAHAHAH!!! Nahhhh....it usually happens when I try to explain BOINC to them..lmao Oh? I thought pretty much everyone older knew how to boink? Sex hasn't changed much since we were kids has it? 
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Not BOINK.....BOINC....lmao
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Not BOINK.....BOINC....lmao I know.....gotcha! |
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I still do anything I want to, just a little slower at it.
I have a few more aches & pains, but figure that is natures way of telling me; I am still alive. |
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I still do anything I want to, just a little slower at it. I have a few more aches & pains, but figure that is natures way of telling me; I am still alive. Yep, ain't it great!!! |
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1975 - Hoping for a BMW <--- Hopin no more |
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Funny thing I've noticed as I get older.
The same little kid that used to climb trees and walk up creeks is still in there.....it just hurts a bit more. |
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Funny thing I've noticed as I get older. The same little kid that used to climb trees and walk up creeks is still in there.....it just hurts a bit more. Oh, you monkey!!! Welcome to Mingle2! |
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