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The Bear Facts
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I say the bear is enjoying the view.
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Letter From Grandma
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I WILL SURVIVE, LMAO
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This is way too funny.
Finally, a song to sing |
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Willy Nilly
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too funny |
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too funny |
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Topic:
6 truths of life
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I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company..... --------------------------------- DAMN SKIPPY YOU ARE AN IDIOT "You're paying for the surgery to fix my tongue, mister!" |
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DAMN SKIPPY
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Little Red Riding Hood
Edited by
dainty
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Thu 01/01/09 08:39 AM
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HA HA
BY THE WAY WHO CARES WHAT LITTLE RED IS RIDING? YOU CAN TELL SHE WAS UP TO NO GOOD. A DECENT YOUNG LADY WOULD NOT DECLARE HER SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS TO THE PUBLIC. I SAY THE WOLF SHOULD HAVE HER |
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Men and Home Depot......
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Topic:
I'm so broke
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We were so poor, I didn't get anything for Chrstmas, if I didn't wake up with a woody, I wouldn't have anything to play with. F U N NEEEEEEEE |
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3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path My path, mine .... all mine |
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Topic:
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
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YAPPH YOLIDAH BIGHT YACK AY TOU |
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A drunk is sitting in a bar
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ALL GUYS SHOULD HAVE ONE |
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Topic:
Why I fired my secretary
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THAT'S JACKED UP! |
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Topic:
The Alligator Trick
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QUESTION?????
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What two things in the air are the main contributors to a woman getting pregnant? ........... ...... ... . HER LEGS |
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Taking a lady to bed...
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I OBJECT! |
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Topic:
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
Edited by
dainty
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Wed 11/19/08 05:38 PM
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TRACY BETTER BE CAREFUL...
TOMORROW HE'LL BE NEEDING A HOLE TO BURY "IT" IN |
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Topic:
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
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9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? I'll plead the 5th on this one.ohwell 10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? Or 22 two ty two 11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Electricians may also be electrocuted. 12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola were to merge, would you be having a poke? 14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Pink. winking 17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? That would mean overtime for the posties. spock 18 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. F*ckin women drivers. o 20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Ask a flasher. wink ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ffffffuuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy! REAL FUNNY |
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