Aww.. dear Lex thanks for the smile!!! I needed some cheering up today! You should see my mutual matches, for a week i got 4 of them that had a male and female in the pic!!! Oh boy joy, 2 for the price of 1? Perhaps its cause im not single at this point? Although I must say I had to take a peek at their profile readings "Which I don't normally do", and it said single guy or divorced and nothing about a "twosome" My question why come on here with a pic of you and your old girlfriend?, or boyfriend etc?

How did that happen, he answered me before I posted. He is good....

The mutual matches are pretty far off. Mine are usually either in their 20's, or 70's, and never within 250 miles, which I think is what I specified. I'm beginning to think I'm the only one on here from SD. But, other than the great walleye fishing and pheasant hunting, I really don't know why anyone, including myself, chooses to live in the prairie. I think I'll move to Michigan!

Well it’s good there is some leeway there. I would hate to think of the brain that has to interpret how to figure out trendy Scandinavian furniture and bird migrations.




That’s true, however, I firmly believe we all get exactly what we need and want when we need and want it. Maybe you find fault with everyone within 833,000 miles (again depending on varying factors) because that is what you need to do at this time. I wish you all the luck though doll.... and as always will stalk you in the post.

It's not as easy as it sounds, although it is just as senseless. We in the trade refer to it as "triangulation," which is another word for "frozen spaghetti sauce."



Do you have their phone number? My need-meeting thingie is catastrophically overdue!



I just do it to amuse Lilith and Whisper and Buttons and Eileen and Marie and Tanya and Dan.



Thank you, I love my stalkers and hope their number continues to grow. One day I will con one of them into doing my laundry....!

<------ Is good at laundry, but hasn't learnt how to do laundry over the phone.

Lex, have you tried plenty of fish?

Not the dating site, i am just worried about your Omega 3 levels.

That's what I'm here for, Sug. Sometimes I call people "Sug," I'm not sure why but it seems to work.



I have a hard time understanding the whole concept of putting up a pic with more than one person in it.

I mean, OK, I see this all the time in my MM list -- a pic of three girls, you have no idea which one the profile belongs to because they never bother to tell you. One is cute, one you can't see because she's holding a cabbage in front of her face, and the third one might be Henry Kissinger in a blonde wig. You just don't know. Are these good odds? Maybe if you enjoy reminiscing about the Nixon years, but otherwise I don't think so.

I'm going to look for an on-line laundromat as soon as I find the on-line oil change place.

I mistakenly wound up on PlentyOfFinch. Lots of little tiny birds over there, not much dating.

But their profiles are better than my local girls'.

Maybe you should try PlethoraOfPhish instead.The girls on there get to know you without even speaking to you on that site.

Wowzers! Here they just don't speak to you regardless!

If you want a site where they actually talk to you, you should try www.plentyofemotionalproblemstoburdenyouwith.com

I don't have to, that's the URL of my real life!

I'm from Indiana and I thought the same thing. There were some really creepy dudes on here but that was about it. Then....one day I got lucky! One of my mutual matches turned out to be a Prince! Hang in there, not all of us Hoosiers are losers!

I just googled it and i got directed to a live stream of you posting in your underpants.

I believe that -- my best friend lives in Indiana -- it's just that the ones on this site won't talk to me....! So it's just like Illinois, only shifted a little to the right.

Did you read the disclaimer? "For amusement purposes only." No gambling allowed.

I never read disclaimers, i am allergic to them.

Aside from which, you're supposed to pay $29.99 a month to watch that.

Well, I guess not in dollars, seeing as how you're on the other side of the ocean. British francs or British rubles, or whatever it is you guys are using now.