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Give me a chance Lex!
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Give me a chance Lex!
Maybe some mousse or hair gel.... |
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Give me a chance Lex!
Maybe some mousse or hair gel.... It's not my fault, I woke up this way. |
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fear, babycakes, I like the wild hair... you don't have to do anything to it... come 'er baby!
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Sorry Lex, I've found somebody...you had your chance, now it's me and Tanya!
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Sorry Lex, I've found somebody...you had your chance, now it's me and Tanya! 
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Sorry Lex, I've found somebody...you had your chance, now it's me and Tanya!
Did you tell him you're going to make him wear the curlers? |
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Sorry Lex, I've found somebody...you had your chance, now it's me and Tanya!
Did you tell him you're going to make him wear the curlers? sssshhhhhhhhhhh! I don't get to that right away! Don't scare him off! You are ruining my plan! 
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Tell me about it. When I stayed local...half of the profiles didn't even have a photo...and either didn't say ANYTHING about themselves or only boasted about their sexual prowess. So I went out with a couple of the select few with photos and reasonable descriptions.......... Let me just say that I had to go all the way to Elwood, Illinois to find a man actually worth dating.....
Just goes to show that you just never know where you'll find someone special...... Elwood? Damn, that's where I live!! That's one lucky mofo that caught your eye. |
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Tell me about it. When I stayed local...half of the profiles didn't even have a photo...and either didn't say ANYTHING about themselves or only boasted about their sexual prowess. So I went out with a couple of the select few with photos and reasonable descriptions.......... Let me just say that I had to go all the way to Elwood, Illinois to find a man actually worth dating.....
Just goes to show that you just never know where you'll find someone special...... Elwood? Damn, that's where I live!! That's one lucky mofo that caught your eye. I know who it is! neer neer boo boo 
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Make me number ten...
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Make me number ten...
You'll just leave me for a monkey with unruly hair....! |
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No.... I would grab onto your leg while you dragged me to the door and screaming, please Lexy please, I love you, don't make me go. I'll buy you Arby's every night!
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No.... I would grab onto your leg while you dragged me to the door and screaming, please Lexy please, I love you, don't make me go. I'll buy you Arby's every night!
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No.... I would grab onto your leg while you dragged me to the door and screaming, please Lexy please, I love you, don't make me go. I'll buy you Arby's every night!
I think this would make an excellent sitcom.... |
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Ummmm, I was thinking maybe something on Showtime or HBO.... more risque and better dialogue. Plus you could be like Michael Douglas...
Ya know, he shows his bum in everything he does!
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Ummmm, I was thinking maybe something on Showtime or HBO.... more risque and better dialogue. Plus you could be like Michael Douglas... Ya know, he shows his bum in everything he does!
Yeah, so does Dennis Franz. I'm not sure that's an endorsement! |
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Tell me about it. When I stayed local...half of the profiles didn't even have a photo...and either didn't say ANYTHING about themselves or only boasted about their sexual prowess. So I went out with a couple of the select few with photos and reasonable descriptions.......... Let me just say that I had to go all the way to Elwood, Illinois to find a man actually worth dating.....
Just goes to show that you just never know where you'll find someone special...... Elwood? Damn, that's where I live!! That's one lucky mofo that caught your eye. I know who it is! neer neer boo boo
So do I... HAHA.. 
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This is a written medium. If someone can't be bothered to express themselves in an interesting, informative, and hopefully comprehensible way, where's my incentive to bother trying to pull it out of them? I think the whole point of a profile is to convey a sense of who a person is -- what they're about, what matters to them, where they're going, what makes them worth getting to know -- assuming, of course, that they're ostensibly here for the purpose of getting to know someone. "I don't know what to write here" doesn't cut it for me. If they can make me fall asleep in the first sentence of their profile, then the odds are that they won't be any more interesting in person. Lex, I totally agree, to to say that there is no one out there in 879,000 miles that is worth talking to or even getting to know may be a bit drastic. Not that you are not entitled to you own opinion. Its your life and you need to make sure that you find someone to stimulate your mind, soul, and body. |
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Lex, I totally agree, to to say that there is no one out there in 879,000 miles that is worth talking to Well, I tend to exaggerate a bit, out of artistic license. The actual figure is 833,000 miles but fluctuates a bit, based on eclipses and bird migrations and sales on trendy Scandinavian furniture, stuff like that. or even getting to know may be a bit drastic. Not that you are not entitled to you own opinion. Its your life and you need to make sure that you find someone to stimulate your mind, soul, and body. That's what I thought too, but apparently that person does not exist (or use dating sites, either)! It's OK, I'd settle for two out of the three, provided anyone like THAT exists (which is unlikely, given my sheer contrariness). |
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