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Topic: You know your'e in a cult when....
tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:30 PM
you know your in a cult if all your alowed to drink is Cult 45.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 10/27/08 07:33 PM
you know your in a cult if all your alowed to drink is Cult 45.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:34 PM
you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:43 PM
you know your in a red neck cult, if it meets in a trailer park.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:45 PM
you'll know if your in a prisn cult if there gods name is Bubbazelbub

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:49 PM
you'll know if your in a TV cult if all your allowed to watch is "i love lucyfer"

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 10/27/08 07:49 PM
you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco

splendidlife Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1171	Tue 10/28/08 06:33 AM
you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco LMAO!!!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 10/28/08 06:56 AM
you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco LMAO!!! That reminds me of a story told by a guy who encountered a reptilian alien. He was very startled and he shouted a bunch of meaningless gibberish at the creature which seemed to frighten the creature, who then ran away. This song would be great to use on one of them. Apparently the reptilians are very superstitious and they may be aware that some humans practice the occult. You might want to keep a rubber chicken handy to shake at them while you chant this song. That might scare the hell out of them.

splendidlife Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1171	Tue 10/28/08 07:02 AM
you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco LMAO!!! That reminds me of a story told by a guy who encountered a reptilian alien. He was very startled and he shouted a bunch of meaningless gibberish at the creature which seemed to frighten the creature, who then ran away. This song would be great to use on one of them. Apparently the reptilians are very superstitious and they may be aware that some humans practice the occult. You might want to keep a rubber chicken handy to shake at them while you chant this song. That might scare the hell out of them. O M G!!! I LOVE rubber chickens.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Tue 10/28/08 08:55 AM
you'll know your in a cult when only those people who are members answer your post on your date site. Mingle,mingle,mingle -

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 10/28/08 09:30 AM
you'll know your in a cult when only those people who are members answer your post on your date site. Mingle,mingle,mingle - Who wants to join Tribo's cult?

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Tue 10/28/08 10:05 AM
If your fire drill is to all huddle together in the basement, you might be in a cult.

AdventureBegins Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 7666	Tue 10/28/08 10:25 AM
When you turn away from the koolaid you notice the automatic weapons pointed at you.

splendidlife Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1171	Tue 10/28/08 12:35 PM
You know you're in a cult when you confuse another woman's child for yours.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 10/28/08 01:47 PM
You know you are in a cult when the top secret about your reward of eternal life is revealed to you and it involves a guillotine to sever your head in order to transfer your soul to your new younger body.

Tromette Joined Wed 08/06/08 Posts: 996	Tue 10/28/08 01:50 PM
Your name is Sarah Palin and you've been exercised by a witch doctor who speaks in tongues.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 10/28/08 01:50 PM
Your name is Sarah Palin and you've been exercised by a witch doctor who speaks in tongues. I saw that on t.v.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Tue 10/28/08 03:44 PM
If part of your worship service requires a live animal, for any reason, you might be in a cult.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Tue 10/28/08 09:11 PM
If part of your worship service requires a live animal, for any reason, you might be in a cult. if you find everyone eating alot of "yodagurt" your definitely in a cult.