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| Topic: You know your'e in a cult when.... | |
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you know your in a cult if all your alowed to drink is Cult 45.
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you know your in a cult if all your alowed to drink is Cult 45. 
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you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes:
draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco |
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you know your in a red neck cult, if it meets in a trailer park.
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you'll know if your in a prisn cult if there gods name is Bubbazelbub
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you'll know if your in a TV cult if all your allowed to watch is "i love lucyfer"
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you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco
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you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco LMAO!!! 
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you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco LMAO!!!
That reminds me of a story told by a guy who encountered a reptilian alien. He was very startled and he shouted a bunch of meaningless gibberish at the creature which seemed to frighten the creature, who then ran away. This song would be great to use on one of them. Apparently the reptilians are very superstitious and they may be aware that some humans practice the occult.
You might want to keep a rubber chicken handy to shake at them while you chant this song. That might scare the hell out of them.
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you know your in a cult if your worship hymn goes: draco draco bo braco banana nana foe fraco fe fi moe m'raco LMAO!!!
That reminds me of a story told by a guy who encountered a reptilian alien. He was very startled and he shouted a bunch of meaningless gibberish at the creature which seemed to frighten the creature, who then ran away. This song would be great to use on one of them. Apparently the reptilians are very superstitious and they may be aware that some humans practice the occult.
You might want to keep a rubber chicken handy to shake at them while you chant this song. That might scare the hell out of them.
O M G!!! I LOVE rubber chickens. 
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you'll know your in a cult when only those people who are members answer your post on your date site.
Mingle,mingle,mingle - 
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you'll know your in a cult when only those people who are members answer your post on your date site. Mingle,mingle,mingle -
Who wants to join Tribo's cult?
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If your fire drill is to all huddle together in the basement, you might be in a cult.
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When you turn away from the koolaid you notice the automatic weapons pointed at you.
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You know you're in a cult when you confuse another woman's child for yours.
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You know you are in a cult when the top secret about your reward of eternal life is revealed to you and it involves a guillotine to sever your head in order to transfer your soul to your new younger body.
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Your name is Sarah Palin and you've been exercised by a witch doctor who speaks in tongues.
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Your name is Sarah Palin and you've been exercised by a witch doctor who speaks in tongues. I saw that on t.v. 
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If part of your worship service requires a live animal, for any reason, you might be in a cult.
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If part of your worship service requires a live animal, for any reason, you might be in a cult. if you find everyone eating alot of "yodagurt" your definitely in a cult. |
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