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| Topic: You know your'e in a cult when.... | |
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You may get suspicious of cult activity when the church deacons lock the doors and draw the blinds after everyone is inside the church.
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You may be in a cult if the first thing they do is draw lots to see who will donate blood for the communion ceremony.
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It might be a cult if their Sunday pot luck dinners involve the killing of a goat.
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You may be getting involved with a cult if you are sent out in to the swamp on Saturday to get more snakes for the Sunday morning meeting.
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 10/29/08 12:53 AM
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You may be involved with a cult if every month a live animal is placed at the mouth of a cave and then everyone runs for their life.
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You may be involved with a very dangerous cult if every month a live virgin is tied up at the mouth of a cave and nobody flinches or seems disturbed about it.
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You may be joining a cult if you are required to move into a secret underground facility.
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You may be joining a cult if you are required to sign a suicide note which is kept in a safe with all of the other members suicide notes and they refer to it as their "insurance" or backup plan.
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Thu 10/30/08 09:11 AM
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You know when you are in a cult when the master guru states:
"Thou shalt not worship any other godmen before me, and thou shalt forsake your husbands and only have sex with me, for my seed must endure and be passed on for all time and they will be called "the chosen people!" And the women complied and they were called "nones." |
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