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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:59 AM
Its hard not to want to get into your pants when you have a glow in the dark crotch. No glow there now!!! Thank god for Oxyclean!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 10/27/08 12:59 AM
yikes I gotta get up early!! !! now I'm all hopped up on halloween candy to

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:59 AM
Or purple in a dayglo green bikini- yeowza!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:59 AM
Muriel would be proud of me Ohhhhhhhh she is!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:00 AM
My tongue feels.............like someone put 49 jalapeno peppers on it!!! Please pass the yogurt!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 01:03 AM
Swollen tongue is allergies. Fish, pollen, petrochemicals in bad cocaine. Hmmmm.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 01:05 AM
Were you kissing blowfish?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:05 AM
Swollen tongue is allergies. Fish, pollen, petrochemicals in bad cocaine. Hmmmm. Noooooooo I dont do cocaine.....I think I have............ THRUSH!!! Of course Im self diagnosing again....my medical books are fascinating!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Mon 10/27/08 01:06 AM
"Yo! Gert! You get that yallow peenyo tung stuff smuthered to cure!" Hiya/Biya!! *last tongue-swelling experience had to do with some dame**

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:06 AM
Too much tequila....too much smoking........too much tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!1

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:07 AM
"Yo! Gert! You get that yallow peenyo tung stuff smuthered to cure!" Hiya/Biya!! *last tongue-swelling experience had to do with some dame** hahaaaaaaaaa no its not that!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 10/27/08 01:07 AM
is yur tongue all white?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:08 AM
is yur tongue all white? no but they have all these little bumps on it!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Mon 10/27/08 01:09 AM
Why do I think that swishing/gargling with iodized salt water is coming soon??? It ain't me, babe!!! Hahahahhaaaaaaaa!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 10/27/08 01:09 AM
strawberry tongue?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:10 AM
Why do I think that swishing/gargling with iodized salt water is coming soon??? It ain't me, babe!!! Hahahahhaaaaaaaa!!! I did that last night!!! I may still do that but I bought this other anti fungal whatever it is gargle stuff tonight after work.....Im freaking falling apart!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:10 AM
strawberry tongue? whats that????

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 10/27/08 01:10 AM
OMGODDA go to bed!! I'm gonna turn into a pumkin any second I'm not even sleepy damn it

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 01:11 AM
OMGODDA go to bed!! I'm gonna turn into a pumkin any second I'm not even sleepy damn it ya me too!!! If I sleep I wont smoke and have a sore tongue!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Mon 10/27/08 01:12 AM
Pumpkins can be your friend