Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118 | |
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HEY!?!?!?!?!QUESTION!?!?! if I color my hair with one brand can I throw in the stripes with the other brand hair color at the same time an do it all at once???? |
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the last time I had a sore tongue like this I was severely anemic......
Anyways I gotta go to work......make more money so I can buy MORE CAT FOOD!!! ![]() ![]() |
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have a good day
![]() oh man I ripped the paper ! I need a paper bandaid !! ![]() ![]() |
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Scotch
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Scotch Tape! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I crapped. Felt so good I might do it again.
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Everyone comes to find relief and release in the diary.
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<<---passes biker the inscence ......an a lighter
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later's.....nap time !
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some sex is good.......
more is better......... too much is just about right ! ![]() ![]() |
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to reuse a condom-turn up side down and shake the f*ck out of it !
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the useless skin around a penis is called "a man "
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man with broken condom is called daddy !
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if women meet's a bachelor who thinks he's god's gift,she should exchange him !
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![]() ![]() ---->so now i am ![]() ![]() |
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