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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118
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Mon 10/27/08 01:24 AM

Go on vacation in cancun. Come back with chicken pox.
You wouldnt believe how many times I hurt myself......noway

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Mon 10/27/08 01:25 AM

Herpes simplex #27?
<-----throws a coffee cup at bikers head and doesnt miss!!!pitchfork rant

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Mon 10/27/08 01:27 AM
You get herpes simplex #27 by eating bananas that have been in guys asses. You haven't eaten any bananas that have been in any guys asses have you?

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Mon 10/27/08 01:27 AM
I should take pictures of all my wounds and my TONGUE and then post them on here......men will surely want to date me!!!laugh noway laugh

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Mon 10/27/08 01:27 AM

You get herpes simplex #27 by eating bananas that have been in guys asses. You haven't eaten any bananas that have been in any guys asses have you?
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAP!!!!:banana: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 10/27/08 01:28 AM
Sturgis is safer?

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Mon 10/27/08 01:28 AM
ok why did I light that cig???? I cant smoke.....it hurts to smoke.....noway

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Mon 10/27/08 01:29 AM

Sturgis is safer?
I think it was!!!surprised shocked

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Mon 10/27/08 01:29 AM
Did you get my text message while you were gone?

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Mon 10/27/08 01:30 AM
dear diary.......Im done whining......Im going to swish and gargle and dip my tongue in yogurt and go to bed!!:tongue:

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Mon 10/27/08 01:31 AM
Did you see that I posted I missed you everyday?

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Mon 10/27/08 01:31 AM

Did you get my text message while you were gone?
You didnt text message me!!!noway

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Mon 10/27/08 01:31 AM
Let's see...do I recall...

trans-pacific flight to the Phillipines...

...rations of shots before going...
...more shots in the Phillipines...

Flight to Thailand...disembark into a sapper attack on the base...dive into a klong, get all gunked up with greenery and bugs that my body had no defenses/familiarity to deal with...

...more shots and still the flesh reaction was violent to whateverthehell nature threw at me...

...and then, getting falling-down-drunk and spend the night passed out in another klong (giant ditch)...

Good thing that the medics were always pasting stuff on the skin, and salves, etc...

I should go to Can Cun,...where Gypsy went, and relive the whole thing...yeah..

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Mon 10/27/08 01:31 AM

Did you see that I posted I missed you everyday?
Everyday????huh

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Mon 10/27/08 01:33 AM

Let's see...do I recall...

trans-pacific flight to the Phillipines...

...rations of shots before going...
...more shots in the Phillipines...

Flight to Thailand...disembark into a sapper attack on the base...dive into a klong, get all gunked up with greenery and bugs that my body had no defenses/familiarity to deal with...

...more shots and still the flesh reaction was violent to whateverthehell nature threw at me...

...and then, getting falling-down-drunk and spend the night passed out in another klong (giant ditch)...

Good thing that the medics were always pasting stuff on the skin, and salves, etc...

I should go to Can Cun,...where Gypsy went, and relive the whole thing...yeah..
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

Hey I didnt know you were in the war?

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Mon 10/27/08 01:35 AM
Yup. Common security. Communications routes, etc.

No glamour. Beautiful people there.

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Mon 10/27/08 01:37 AM
Goodnight, Biker, Gypsy, Purple.

Bless your world. See you whenever.drinker

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Mon 10/27/08 01:38 AM
smokin

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Mon 10/27/08 01:38 AM
Good night scoundrel, biker........I gotta take my tongue to bed!!!noway :tongue: laugh Ok that sounds weird......noway

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Mon 10/27/08 01:39 AM
I'd see a doctor. I've been to 27 countries. I've been sick from water, bug bites, dirt, air, and dirty people.

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