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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118
Hajimemashite's photo
Sun 10/26/08 08:51 PM
Hello Lisa flowerforyou

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 10/26/08 08:53 PM
viagra is like disneyland.......
one hour wait for 2-minute ride !

Hajimemashite's photo
Sun 10/26/08 08:54 PM
:laughing:

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Sun 10/26/08 09:00 PM
Is that the log ride or the Madather horn?

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 10/26/08 10:18 PM
Edited by chevylover1965 on Sun 10/26/08 10:20 PM
gather around kiddy's story time in the dd !



a christmas story,

'Twas the night before christmas,
old santa was pissed !
he cussed out the elves and threw down his list !

Miserable little brats,
ingratful little jerk's ,
i have a good mind to scrap the whole work's !

I've busted my azz for damn near a year,
instead of "thanks santa",
"what do i hear ?
the old lady bitoche's cause ,
i work late at night ,
the elves want more money,
and the reindeer fight !


Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maid's
donner is pregnant and vixen has aids,
and just when i thought ,
thing's would get better,


those azzholes from the irs sent me a letter,
they say i owe taxe's ?
if that aint damn funny ,
who the hell ever sent ,
santa claus any money ???

and the kids these days,
they all are the pit's,
they want the impossible,
those mean little chits,
i spent a whole year,
making wagons and sleds,
assembling doll's,
their arms,legs and heads,
i made a ton of yo-yo's,
no request for them,
they want computers and robot's,
they think i'm ibm ?

flying through the air,
dodging the trees,
falling down chimney's,
and skinny my knee's,
i'm quitting this job,
there's just no enjoyment,
i'll sit on my fat azz,
and draw unemployment,


there's no christmas this year !
now you know the reason,
i found me a blonde,
im going SOUTH for the season !

FAK's photo
Sun 10/26/08 10:52 PM
Song of the night...

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 10/26/08 10:54 PM
lol, chocolate salty ball's ! drinks

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Sun 10/26/08 11:49 PM
dear diary.......Im staring at my tongue again.....but this time while Im eating yogurt!!:tongue: surprised

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Sun 10/26/08 11:51 PM
<------comes armed with cranberry juice, yogurt, throat antiseptic, anti fungal logenzes.......ready to diagnose the problem!!pitchfork noway

FAK's photo
Sun 10/26/08 11:52 PM
try some chocolate salty balls...they cure anythinglaugh

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Sun 10/26/08 11:52 PM
hey......this french vanilla stuff is pretty good!!!! and I HATE YOGURT!!!noway

But it feels pretty cool on my tongue:tongue:

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Sun 10/26/08 11:53 PM
Im also self diagnosing myself.....thinking I have cellulitis due to the 3 x 1 inch curling iron burn I have on my upper thigh......hmmmmmmmmm this self diagnosing stuff fascinates me!!!bigsmile

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Sun 10/26/08 11:54 PM
but nothing is more fun than staring at your own tongue!!noway :tongue: noway

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Sun 10/26/08 11:58 PM
Im feeling better already......curing myself with probiotics........:tongue: noway

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Mon 10/27/08 12:02 AM
<-----staring at ankles........hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........wheels are turningdevil

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Mon 10/27/08 12:05 AM
the next thing ya know I will be burning sage and drinking wheat grass juice!!!noway

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Mon 10/27/08 12:06 AM
pfffffffffft I should just go to the doctors!!!explode

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wanna!!!noway

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Mon 10/27/08 12:09 AM
ya Im really glad to be back!!! I should have stayed in mexico!!

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Mon 10/27/08 12:14 AM
Howdy Gypsy
Wow the pink folder got bigger = )

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Mon 10/27/08 12:15 AM

Howdy Gypsy
Wow the pink folder got bigger = )
Oh did it???? Tell me everything.....what did I do???devil laugh

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