I was bored last weekend, stupid me, and I messed around and signed up for a couple more sites, actually was dumb and went out to "e-something", oh my gosh, plus another one, now I have 4 sites I am playing on, only paying for one of them though. Will not pay the others. Of course, now I am getting tons of e-mail from these sites asking me to join, offering me special offers, , oh and I have 47 matches on the "e" one . The one who wants to communicate with me starts like this - and it is a direct quote:

"I am most passionate about my faith, I am a Messianic Pentecostal with healing gifts,prophecy,speaking in tongues."

Now, I think I better run and write this guy, he sounds perfect for me.

I sooooo need to find myself a new hobby.

Thanks for listening to my rant!!!!

Oh my god! Sarah Palin's pastor emailed you!

Yikes !!! Time to run and hide.

Haha, wow...*hugs Marie* Sounds like me sometimes E-harmony is alright, but i def wouldn't pay for it.

All right, we'll make sure that we eradicate your boredom.

I got denied three times via e-*something*. Apparently, something is wrong with me because they couldn't find any matches.

I am not, but wow some of the matches, yikes. The one site I am paying for I have met a few nice guys from and a few flakes. But I won't pay for any other sites.

But talk about filling up your e-mail, wow!!!

I get mails often from Irinka, Ivanna, and various others that are apparently Eastern European in origin. They say "I saw you on the site and want to meet you!" I've never been to any site like that. Damn sure ain't payin' to meet girls. Too bad cause those European girls are hot! And if you can afford a loaf of bread, some vodka and a roof...youre RICH!

Sorry. That was just wrong but hey...so am I.

Funny!

Well Free, they may want more than just the vodka and bread, probably a ticket thrown in for good luck too.

I actually met a guy from Greece who turned out to be a flake. But a kid from Dublin, Ireland has been nice. I am having fun talking to people from other countries, but just talking and making friends.

Most of the sites let you do a profile for free, but you can't see their pictures, can only read part of the profiles, and can't communicate unless they send you something, then you can sometimes respond, but you can't start a communication with someone. That is okay, I am only playing around, killing time.

Cancel your subscription...jump on Mingle and do not leave the computer till Monday morning...we will keep you entertained and in check...I have closed all of my accounts on all sites since joining here and so glad I did...why bother with the riff-raff when you already have the best

Ok you so need to use Disposable E-mails
No junk in you real Mail

Humm curious did we both get bored the same weekend lol I only signed up for one other site cause a friend told me about it so thought I would be nice and try it out. Well the e-mails have come through for sure asking from one night stands to be mine ohhh did I mentioned no pictures of themselves lmao shshsh

Yeppiers got one this morning the guy is moving to Fort Worth coming this Sunday and wanted to know if I would be interested in a Friends with Benefits. Guess he is trying to cover all his bases before he gets here. Ya know I said yeah honey cum on baby!! NOT

It amazes me what some will say.

Yeah, Kristi, got an e-mail about Wednesday from a guy I have been writing about 3 weeks now, just as friends, he started calling me honey, but oh well, just ignored it, then he tells me he has bought me a diamond ring, like SAY WHAT???? Said it is beautiful and I will love it. I told Pat and he said to tell him I wanted matching earrings too, hmmmm, good idea. This guy is 39, I just don't understand his thought pattern.

Now I need to come up with a "tactful" way of telling him to send the ring and "I will think about him."

You get all the good ones....I'm jealous now....

But, Lex, I will share if you really want me to, I am not a selfish person at all, really I am not.

I'm sure the ticket thing is true. But I'm relatively sure that it's some Russian mafia guy that would be getting the money, and the girl is a figment of his imagination and photoshop.

I know a girl here from(sounds like CHECK-O-SLAV-A-KIA) (can anyone spell that?)

She's a real sweetheart and kind to everyone. She's only 25 but we struck up a conversation in a restaurant and are fast friends. I introduced her to a friends son hoping they would hit it off but..that kid must be gay. (NO OFFENSE..lol) She's absolutely beautiful and such a good kid.

I shouldn't be speaking badly of them over there because they only went through what I believe America is soon...a total economic collapse. And they've had it ROUGH. They still eat the fat and things that we cut off of meat and throw away IF they can get it.

But I still prefer to just meet a woman in my day to day life and can't see paying for a dating site. YET! Hell, I may have to buy a Phillipino wife if I don't get any more appealing. lol Don't reckon I will since I'm pretty well set on who I am. I smile more since Im older and am more easy going (yes, I was worse) but thats the only good thing.

Dang! No riff-raff allowed here? Well hell. It's been nice talkin' AT you all.

While your generosity astounds me, I fear I must decline your most gracious offer.

I have an ostrich to milk....

Ummmm, ostrich, ahhh, milk???? I think you would have better luck milking a llama there Lex, and ostriches have quite a kick I have heard.

Damn, why does that make a little puke come up in my throat?