I actually hate writing stuff like this, but here goes. I'm a lover of all things performing arts and writing. I have a few websites, but I am far from a web nerd. And sarcasm is my shield, the pen is my sword, and my twisted humor is the no-fail killer poison when all else fails. I am college educated, but I haven't finished yet. But I will be back there soon enough. I'm failing miserably in the job front (the economy, the last time I checked, doesn't help matters much either). I only eat chicken and seafood, with a steady diet of chocolate and iced coffee (okay, not steady, but I love them both). I'm looking for someone who not only has a pulse, but who is also around my age. I don't mind friendship, but ultimately, I do want to get married one day, or at the very least, have a relationship where it lasts more than a few months because the guys were too immature to deal with one, or who would neglect me. Oh, and who doesn't mind being seen with a fluffy woman. I'm going to let you in on a secret: I have a soft spot for redheads and light eyes--in particular, green eyes. Just saying. I am not going to lie--I am fragile. However, don't let that be a repellent. Despite my shortcomings, I happen to be able to pull myself out of it. I value my friendships and family. That third element is missing, and I want to find that before I dry up or die. And now I'm done.