Oh snow, I thought for sure you woud have sympathy for me, no one else did




I am not seeing this

Yea, it is better than the bed thumper, isn't it

of course it is because its funny without having that extra level of "ewww" to it

This is WAY better then the bed humper !!!!

OMG you slay me Ms. Lisa....

its true!!

The visual you get fromt eh bed humper was just way too gross... the visual here is why everyone was laughing so hard they wet themselves

oh that is the story I can do on Lisa....Bed Bumpers unite.....

I am not seeing this

Oh you are in so much trouble Miss Debbie

You wouldn't be laughing if it had been you



I am not seeing this

Okay folks, I am out of the joke pool for a little while, enjoy because when I return I will be stalking you guys

Oh...even better

Fun to put it on and then lick off

Morning dollface, how are you and how did the "meet" go Email me

Morning Darlin....meet went just great...I'll mail you the info...bet you were hoping this was gone by now....was still laughung when I woke up this morning...you are such a good sport...I would be hiding under my bed

Hehehe Actually Charles did read it lol and said it was pretty good. But now he did ask if you were okay with this post as well. I told him Hell she is posting on it.

Hummmmmmmm did you say something about I should move this to the SEX THREADS shshsh why did I not think of that goooooooooood ideal Merle heheheheh


Ohhhh by the way if it makes ya feel any better this is one of the first threads I looked for this morning,

This thread is SOOOOOOO funny!!!!

BTW, I wanna go where YOU'RE going this weekend!!!!

I've got a story to share when I get the time to type it!! I only use 2 fingers, so it might take a while.....LOL

Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down....