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Topic: Airline Travelers Beware
missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Mon 10/20/08 08:23 PM
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celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Mon 10/20/08 08:24 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier??

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Mon 10/20/08 08:36 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier?? shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!!

celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Mon 10/20/08 08:41 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier?? shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!! wow the news is that good huh?

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Mon 10/20/08 08:48 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier?? shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!! wow the news is that good huh? Shhhh its a secret... If I tell you Ill have to kill you.. wouldnt want it in Debbies lil black book of raunchiest secrets... You KNOW shes secretly writing a book about all of us, well about THIS in particular.. altho she'll change the names to protect the identity of her victims!!!

celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Mon 10/20/08 08:49 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier?? shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!! wow the news is that good huh? Shhhh its a secret... If I tell you Ill have to kill you.. wouldnt want it in Debbies lil black book of raunchiest secrets... You KNOW shes secretly writing a book about all of us, well about THIS in particular.. altho she'll change the names to protect the identity of her victims!!! dunno about that... she posted this without changing names

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Mon 10/20/08 08:50 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier?? shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!! wow the news is that good huh? Shhhh its a secret... If I tell you Ill have to kill you.. wouldnt want it in Debbies lil black book of raunchiest secrets... You KNOW shes secretly writing a book about all of us, well about THIS in particular.. altho she'll change the names to protect the identity of her victims!!! dunno about that... she posted this without changing names lmao...youre right shes merciless!!!

celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Mon 10/20/08 08:51 PM
hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier?? shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!! wow the news is that good huh? Shhhh its a secret... If I tell you Ill have to kill you.. wouldnt want it in Debbies lil black book of raunchiest secrets... You KNOW shes secretly writing a book about all of us, well about THIS in particular.. altho she'll change the names to protect the identity of her victims!!! dunno about that... she posted this without changing names lmao...youre right shes merciless!!! and still we all love her go figure

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 10/20/08 10:18 PM
I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs.... I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me. My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids). I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye. As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again. So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise………………………………....................... If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!! On my last trip back from Jon's, I forgot I left one of my "toys" in my carry-on bag.....it wouldn't have been that bad except that it was different looking for the screeners...2 guys both over 6' 3" .......to figure out. It's a glass one with colored 'textures' on it... One guy grabs my bag, looks me dead in the eye and says "This one has to go thru again!" Not realizing what he meant I just looked at him dumbfounded......then I remembered!!!! The female security checker heard them saying "But what the heck is it????? Let's dump the bag." in front of about 20 people including children. She checked the screen and hissed at them to send it thru....now! NOW!! By this time I am frozen stiff and wanting to hide under the gum wrapper on the floor, that she had to almost open my fingers to take the bag from them..... So, {{{{{Merle}}}}} I feel your pain....very deeply!!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 10/20/08 10:21 PM
BAD GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 10/20/08 10:22 PM
BAD GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I thought you liked that about me!!!!!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 10/20/08 10:25 PM
No, that's Jon!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 10/20/08 10:27 PM
So.........you don't like me flirting with you?????

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 10/20/08 10:51 PM
Of course, I like it!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 10/20/08 11:00 PM
I kinda thought you did!!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 10/20/08 11:01 PM
Check your email!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 10/20/08 11:08 PM
Bet that's you second from the right!!!! Have a good night, {{{{{Pat}}}}}!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 10/20/08 11:30 PM
Sweet dreams! And no!

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Tue 10/21/08 02:20 AM
I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Tue 10/21/08 02:26 AM Edited by bad_girl on Tue 10/21/08 02:50 AM
Afterthought Kristi...............At least you didn't move me to the sex threads Well Miss Kristi, since you felt it necessary to pass to Charles, I hope he pisses himself when he reads it, and since I know you (or Charles} will/has passed it to everyone else, I hope they piss themselves as well. I don't wish to speak bad, but you know how it goes. I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOLD KRISTI THAT I HOPED SHE PISSED HERSELF AND THAT I HOPE THE MODS PISS THEMSELVES AS WELL Heheheh its all kewl I just passed a note to Charles that he needs to read this one humm wonder how far your post count will go up lmao Hey this one is just way too good. Besides girl we are no different then you are well wait a minute at least I do know to put the toys in the main bag lmao good going Merle