Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2
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Mon 11/17/08 07:18 PM
Do artificial sweetners REALLY rot cancerous holes in your brain?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:19 PM
Why don't skunks just bite people or look scary instead of well...you know...


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Mon 11/17/08 07:20 PM
If you mail a birthday card to someone before their birthday, but it arrives after their birthday...is it technically belated or do you get a break for thinking ahead?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:20 PM
How long does it take for a styrofoam plate to decompose in a landfill? Does it EVER?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:22 PM
Should I leave at 7 or 7:30 tomorrow, given that I want to stop in a small town (1 hour away) en route to get my driver's license renewed (but there is usually no line and the bathrooms are clean! Double bonus for a DMV!)

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Mon 11/17/08 07:22 PM
Why do STRAIGHT jackets require your arms be all twisted?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:25 PM
Who thought of "bunny slippers" and why? It just seems wrong...

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Mon 11/17/08 07:26 PM
Wax on? or Wax off?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:29 PM
Any Pre- picks for the Superbowl?spock

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Mon 11/17/08 07:29 PM
Are shopping days until Christmas related to the calendar or the payday schedule?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:32 PM
If clowns are supposed to be funny, why do they scare so many people?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:35 PM
Does the color of caterpillers really indicate the severity of the coming winter?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:35 PM
Can you store a snowball in the freezer and avoid having it be an "ice ball" when you eventually throw it at someone?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:36 PM
Why does cutting onion make your eyes water?

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Mon 11/17/08 07:37 PM
And of course...the self-serving, ego-boosting, gotta-forgive-me-for-asking-it-anyway question of the night...

Will you miss me while I'm gone or just be taking a thankful breather?

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:30 PM

Okay friends...I will be gone for a few days so I'm gonna try to do my part to flip this thread tonight before I am gone...


Why do birds congregate in huge numbers at dusk? (It looks freaky!)


So that Alfred Hitcock fans can appreciate the movie "The Birds" even more...

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Mon 11/17/08 08:31 PM

How can you prevent ink-jet cartridges from drying up?


Use them...

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Mon 11/17/08 08:32 PM

What dishwashing detergent REALLY makes your hands soft?


Cascade Lemon-scent for my under-the-counter dishwasher....

Then I break out the bottle of lotion on the counter in my bathroom...

...want some?

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:33 PM

Do artificial sweetners REALLY rot cancerous holes in your brain?


I can't see past my scalp, so I have no answer for you. Wait for the autopsy...

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Mon 11/17/08 08:34 PM

Wax on? or Wax off?

<-- doesn't have to wax off anymorelaugh bigsmile