OMG. Izzie, that's horrible. Let me at him!!! I feel like kicking someone's ass right now!!!

thanks jt..

if i knew where he was id be happy to give you his address...

but instead i just pretend hes not there...

((jt))

I have access to lots of explosives.

Good morning!

I got texted by the guy who stood me up Friday. Claimed he was doing something for the Army...

"Please don't be mad at me! The Army can be that there days. I just got home. Sorry again!"

Me:
What are you talking about? Who is this? (I had long since deleted the number from my phone, so really I had no idea who this was.

"____ from PoF. I know you don't text. Just wanted to let you know that it was not you. We were gonna have a beer last week."

(I rarely drink beer, by the way. Don't recall the word beer ever used in conversation...)

Me:
Yep, you blew me off. Never called back...Read and deleted my e-mail too. You must think I'm stupid.

"I haven't been on since that day I talked to you. Must be an error on your part or theirs. If I wasn't serious then why would I contact you? Sorry you think that!"

I mean, really. Dude had my number.... just didn't call. And no mail on the site.... What cracks me up the most though is that he knew I did not like to text, so what does he do? Sends me a text...

What an idiot.

Yep..... I was to call him to firm up an exact time, so I did that. Got his VM, and left a message. he next day I sent an e-mail... and the site showed he read and deleted it. I could tell he had been online, due to how the site is set up.

I guess he thought I was waiting around. Or that he lived in the land without phones.... he had my number before the "disappearance"...

Lilith you need the flowers.

Thanks Beach... but really I just laughed. It was funny. I don't think I look stupid....

You didn't. He looks like a real winner.

Good Morning Fran.

Ha... here is a fantastic message I got from the other site...
I love the sound........... of someone speaking when they're from England or Ireland. You language fascinates me. I have a friend who is Irish and I love to hear her talk. I,too, am a yankee...no NASCAR,no country music(play a country song backwards and the guy gets his car,wife and dog back) and why would I desire to sleep on the hard ground when I have a perfectly comfortable Queen sized bed at home? No that's not for me.I love kissing also and yes it is an art. I'm also a Romantic. I help a woman on and off wit her coat,hold the chair as she sits or gets up,open doors for her and send her flowers just to say"I was thinking of you" for the little things she does. I also Have a tendency to say what's on my mind but sometimes I'm not real tactful. Not meaning to be hurtful but sometimes I don't choose my words wisely. I am 6' but if you're in high heels and are a bit taller....I don't care. It's no big deal.I do posess a sense of wit and humor and trust me I know how to use it. Well,enough about me,if you'd like to partake in a nice evening dinner where we could talk and get to know one another please feel feel to write back and tell me and we can go from there. By the way,I LOVE your hairstyle. Hope to hear from you soon

Ummmmm. I'm from New England....

Oooohhh , it gets better!!

Me:
Ummm, I'm from NEW ENGLAND.... not England.



Him:
Whoops,My mistake! Oh well that doesn't make you any different. Does this mean that we can converse and go have dinner?

Please shoot me.

Fran, lemme at the bad kisser ponytail grabber...

Didn't you know New England is a different country?

I had someone once ask me where in the bahamas Rhode Island was. I told them the part between where Connecticut and Massachusetts would've intersected there was this little isle of paradise...

And guy is 15 years my senior. FIFTEEN.

Good education system.

and cute guys.

you'll be so sorry
I can't do that to you

morn {{{{{BB}}}}}