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Well, according to what I am reading on the newswires....it isn't looking good for dream woman and Mr. Crabby. I just want to know how I'm getting home. The roads will be closed and that is how I get home! Well, if your state would wise up and vote smart, then you wouldn't be having this problem now would you?  Now quit picking on Ohio just because we had so down times. It is still the heart of it all |
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No, Ohio is always a big state for the "talks" right before the election. It's just usually in Columbus or Cleveland and does not impact my ability to get home.
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERAL ASS OFF FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA ! HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. *** CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing? AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? |
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I am hungry now
 
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No, McCain would've said.... I told him it was wrong to cross the road. Staying on this side was right. I was right and he was wrong.
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Edited by
Mrtap
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Wed 10/22/08 07:41 AM
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No, McCain would've said.... I told him it was wrong to cross the road. Staying on this side was right. I was right and he was wrong. I vote for the chicken 
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I must say, I am impressed with the list of econmists that support McCain's economic plan. Personally, I think his plan sucks (so does Obama's) but maybe I am missing something.
All I know is that Florida is suffering cause Jeb f*cked us over for 8 years. That's right. Jeb Bush f*cked us over and he will never, ever get my vote if he runs for President. On a lighter note, today is a beautiful day. |
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No, McCain would've said.... I told him it was wrong to cross the road. Staying on this side was right. I was right and he was wrong. and palin would have said "Chickens I personally have met every chicken alive" the person asking the question would have then said "how did you met every chicken alive?" and Palin would have said "I have a great respect for chickens and feel that my love for chickens show." and the person asking the question would have said "But how did you have the time to meet every chicken alive?" and Palin would have said "I just did, I'm pretty stop asking me silly questions I have a beer to drink and a gun to shoot and a runway to walk now." |
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Scary freaky deaky...
This dude sends me a mail and has no pic. He sends me a pic and he looks just like my soon to be ex-brother-in-law. I tell him so and say good luck... He then asks how do I know he is not my brother-in-law (who lives out of state).... What a freaking freak. Such 'nice' guys. |
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Obama: "The chicken, who no doubt can see that this country has been misled for the last eight years, wanted to cross the road cause he wanted better health care, a better job, he wanted his eggs to covered and he wanted his little chicks to be able to have the opportunity to go to college....he wanted his 401k to be secure, and he wanted his little Pen to not be foreclosed on. The chicken new that Barack Obama is crossing that street for change, and he wants to cross that street with me...he wants to be a uniter like Barack Obama....the Chicken is ready for Change."
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in comparison...i am starting to look pretty good, right ??
Scary freaky deaky... This dude sends me a mail and has no pic. He sends me a pic and he looks just like my soon to be ex-brother-in-law. I tell him so and say good luck... He then asks how do I know he is not my brother-in-law (who lives out of state).... What a freaking freak. Such 'nice' guys. |
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Obama: "The chicken, who no doubt can see that this country has been misled for the last eight years, wanted to cross the road cause he wanted better health care, a better job, he wanted his eggs to covered and he wanted his little chicks to be able to have the opportunity to go to college....he wanted his 401k to be secure, and he wanted his little Pen to not be foreclosed on. The chicken new that Barack Obama is crossing that street for change, and he wants to cross that street with me...he wants to be a uniter like Barack Obama....the Chicken is ready for Change." Encore, Goof. Encore!
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Obama: "The chicken, who no doubt can see that this country has been misled for the last eight years, wanted to cross the road cause he wanted better health care, a better job, he wanted his eggs to covered and he wanted his little chicks to be able to have the opportunity to go to college....he wanted his 401k to be secure, and he wanted his little Pen to not be foreclosed on. The chicken new that Barack Obama is crossing that street for change, and he wants to cross that street with me...he wants to be a uniter like Barack Obama....the Chicken is ready for Change." and you are a McCain supporter because?????? ddn...no you aren't... Here's a new topic I'd like to ask about... Man says "I've dated every freak woman on the planet, I'm not going to date anymore psycho b*tches" **IN walks psycho b*tch** Man is enamored and gives away the key to his house. Why does that happen? and why when you say "hey, you might want to check, cuz she's a psycho b*tch" does he then get mad at you? |
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Obama: "The chicken, who no doubt can see that this country has been misled for the last eight years, wanted to cross the road cause he wanted better health care, a better job, he wanted his eggs to covered and he wanted his little chicks to be able to have the opportunity to go to college....he wanted his 401k to be secure, and he wanted his little Pen to not be foreclosed on. The chicken new that Barack Obama is crossing that street for change, and he wants to cross that street with me...he wants to be a uniter like Barack Obama....the Chicken is ready for Change." and you are a McCain supporter because?????? ddn...no you aren't... Here's a new topic I'd like to ask about... Man says "I've dated every freak woman on the planet, I'm not going to date anymore psycho b*tches" **IN walks psycho b*tch** Man is enamored and gives away the key to his house. Why does that happen? and why when you say "hey, you might want to check, cuz she's a psycho b*tch" does he then get mad at you? Cause I am in love with Mrs. Palin. 
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Cause I am in love with Mrs. Palin. Yes, please let your penis decide the fate of the country why doncha..... |
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Cause I am in love with Mrs. Palin. Yes, please let your penis decide the fate of the country why doncha..... Typical male huh? |
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I must say, I am impressed with the list of econmists that support McCain's economic plan. Personally, I think his plan sucks (so does Obama's) but maybe I am missing something. All I know is that Florida is suffering cause Jeb f*cked us over for 8 years. That's right. Jeb Bush f*cked us over and he will never, ever get my vote if he runs for President. On a lighter note, today is a beautiful day. I can honestly say I've been raped by The Terminator. |
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Cause I am in love with Mrs. Palin. Yes, please let your penis decide the fate of the country why doncha..... Typical male huh? No comment deary... Incoming text from my friend Crystal who works for an ambulance comapy.... Report #1 "Was attacked by a bathroom stall" was the reason for the 911 call Report #2 "spanish speaking only, wearing nothing but a bandaid on his finger and when paramedics arrived he ate it. Screaming "mucho cervesa" She has the best work stories.... |
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I must say, I am impressed with the list of econmists that support McCain's economic plan. Personally, I think his plan sucks (so does Obama's) but maybe I am missing something. All I know is that Florida is suffering cause Jeb f*cked us over for 8 years. That's right. Jeb Bush f*cked us over and he will never, ever get my vote if he runs for President. On a lighter note, today is a beautiful day. I can honestly say I've been raped by The Terminator. |
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I must say, I am impressed with the list of econmists that support McCain's economic plan. Personally, I think his plan sucks (so does Obama's) but maybe I am missing something. All I know is that Florida is suffering cause Jeb f*cked us over for 8 years. That's right. Jeb Bush f*cked us over and he will never, ever get my vote if he runs for President. On a lighter note, today is a beautiful day. I can honestly say I've been raped by The Terminator. "If it bleeds, we can kill it"
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