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| Topic: Popcorn...revisited. - part 3 | |
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Lilith you had your chance with one yesterday, he was already for you
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You would be a perfect little wife for an Arab man!!!!
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Slurpee anyone?
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I need a hijab, my qur'an...
Do not lead me astray. |
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Slurpee anyone? and a two day hotdog 
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Slurpee anyone? and a two day hotdog But those are so good man.
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Slurpee anyone? and a two day hotdog But those are so good man. with chili and cheese a blue Slurpee |
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Ohio rules
All I have to say is "Go Bucks!" You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if: You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south." You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati. "Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer hunting in the fall. You measure distance in minutes Your school classes were canceled because of cold.< /SPAN> Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example: "Where's my coat at?" You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. You carry jumper cables in your car. You know what 'pop' is. You design your kid's Halloween costume t o fit over a snowsuit. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. (Amen!) You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports. If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your OHIO friends! |
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Edited by
lilith401
on
Thu 10/23/08 07:41 AM
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Ohio has the 7th largest prison population and is 34th in state size. There are 33 prisons.
Ohio has less than 100 days of sunshine a year. Ohio is a red state. It is close minded and narrow. Ohio funds its schools from property taxes, and gives its citizens an option to pass levies on if the kids should get a decent education. Buckeyes are a nut, and the candy ones are peanut butter fudge with chocolate coating. The Harry London ones are the best....I live within 30 miles of 5 or 7 schools (trade, college, university). Orange is a prisoner colour. I am a yankee trapped in a place where they say "crik" and "warsh".... |
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So anyhow....
I got out of dodge before the McCripple McCleavage traffic started....  Went to IHOP for dinner with my son. Nothing like breakfast for dinner. |
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was in down by the crik
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Ohio is one a few state with drive thru to buy beer and cigs.
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I am throwing a party after the elections is over So I go into next year with a hangover
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I scared everyone away
 I told the doctor I don't talk myself 
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Good morning! I got texted by the guy who stood me up Friday. Claimed he was doing something for the Army... "Please don't be mad at me! The Army can be that there days. I just got home. Sorry again!" Me: What are you talking about? Who is this? (I had long since deleted the number from my phone, so really I had no idea who this was. "____ from PoF. I know you don't text. Just wanted to let you know that it was not you. We were gonna have a beer last week." (I rarely drink beer, by the way. Don't recall the word beer ever used in conversation...) Me: Yep, you blew me off. Never called back...Read and deleted my e-mail too. You must think I'm stupid. "I haven't been on since that day I talked to you. Must be an error on your part or theirs. If I wasn't serious then why would I contact you? Sorry you think that!" I mean, really. Dude had my number.... just didn't call. And no mail on the site.... What cracks me up the most though is that he knew I did not like to text, so what does he do? Sends me a text... Ya that's the ice breaker, if you are really pissed he doesn't have to hear you b*tch and if you are a pushover he'll see it in the text and will then call.... Text fighting=p*ssy man. NOW I WANT TO MEET HIM JUST TO PLAY WITH HIM. |
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Awww but I just ignored him after that. Want his number?
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Awww but I just ignored him after that. Want his number? NO. 29 days and counting....  So I got called a c*nt and a whore last night by a 23 year old punk kid and he told me everyone hates me and wants me to leave the site because I'm a b*tch, then proceeded to make up stories about how I insulted his military background...He obviously has no idea about my personal support for the troups....FLAMING MORON. |
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Ohh the C word. How cute...
I loves ya, Lily. And I know the truth. But you know that I know.... |
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Ohh the C word. How cute... I loves ya, Lily. And I know the truth. But you know that I know.... I know that you know and you know that I know that you know, so even though we know, who knows? |
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I really don't know who knows, Ijust know that I know and you know that I know, and I know that it only matters I know you know and screw it all to high heaven about anyone else who knows. They usually don't know what they think they know, I know that.
Your doll's thread was so darn cute. |
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