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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 116
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:50 PM
you got mail!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:53 PM
I had a 400 pound girl pass me in a car with her pants down masterbating. Her fingers were just a moving. Rubrubrubrub!!! Beef strokinoff.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 10/10/08 11:53 PM
the last two times I got mail was from a slinker in Russia who used this site. I don't trust mail.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 10/10/08 11:55 PM
I had a 400 pound girl pass me in a car with her pants down masterbating. Her fingers were just a moving. Rubrubrubrub!!! Beef strokinoff. Maybe she was trying to find the remains of her last Happy Meal that vanished under the bulge.

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Fri 10/10/08 11:56 PM
:frustrated ERERERERRrrrrrrrrr Snarliy face here!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:56 PM
Dear diary.......I just plopped a baby in bikers arms and it needs to be changed!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:58 PM
:frustrated ERERERERRrrrrrrrrr Snarliy face here! Just use your other hand!!! Whatsamatta you hey???

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Sat 10/11/08 12:01 AM
I have not found Jesus. Didn't know he was missing. Fat ugly old ladies hitting on me. If I want a pinch, I'll show my tiny ass!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:03 AM
I have not found Jesus. Didn't know he was missing. Fat ugly old ladies hitting on me. If I want a pinch, I'll show my tiny ass! Uhhhhhhh where were you??? Church social???? btw............ HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS???? !!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:04 AM
Jesus is in my bathroom right now.........guarding my toilet paper!!! Jesus really does love me!!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Sat 10/11/08 12:06 AM
If the dude wanted to be found he would have! Dang bible thumpers! Spit fire icon here,

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:08 AM
If the dude wanted to be found he would have! Dang bible thumpers! Spit fire icon here, you need a drink........I think I have some wine in my fridge........aussie ok?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:12 AM
hahaaaaaaaaaaa awaiting bikers suprize baby in his arms complete with dirty diaper!!!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Sat 10/11/08 12:15 AM
Oh Boy! Now there's a baby!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:17 AM
Oh Boy! Now there's a baby! I will make him a toilet paper baby!!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 10/11/08 12:18 AM
Biker is probably thinking up a song about babies, diapers, and what went wrong but he knows he'd be daddy proud and right scowl and growl, but be home every night

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:20 AM
I wish I had more........but now I have baby kitties........I think Im too old now!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/11/08 12:22 AM
<---puts baby clothes on cats.......

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Sat 10/11/08 12:23 AM
Folks have a good night. Sweet dreams. Thanks for letting me blow some steam.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 10/11/08 12:23 AM
I wish I had more........but now I have baby kitties........I think Im too old now!!! Knew you should be a mom...New. Risks are high, for you, and for the child. Adoption is feasible, with the right couple. Love is in need. Plenty needed.